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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3729 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4573 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
