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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2438 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
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