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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 314 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
New Chunks Explored: | 841226 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
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