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GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!

cell biology, Crohn’s disease, digestive system, disease understanding, DNA modification, gastrointestinal health, genetic modification, genetic switches, gut cells, GutCraft, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, intestinal disorders, Lab, Laboratory, medical breakthrough, medical science, mini-guts, MiniGuts, research, scientists, switches

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crops Grown:	3586	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got scientists growin’ mini-guts in da lab! like, whoa, u can learn all bout Crohn’s disease and inflammatory bowel disease while playin’ minecraft, how cool is dat? plus, we got these wild “switches” that modify DNA in gut cells, like some next level stuff, man. join now for a gut-bustin’ good time!

The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

Discord Server Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	270	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	6789
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

4-day work week, blockparty, employee satisfaction, flexible schedule, job satisfaction, Minecraft, opinion, productivity, Server, Time management, work culture, work efficiency, work flexibility, work hours, work productivity, work schedule, work week length, work-life balance, work-life benefits, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life quality, work-life wellbeing

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	8336	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Respawned Loot Drama

belongings, belongings dispute, belongings distribution, belongings ownership, belongings recovery, death, Drama, Estate, Inheritance, Legal, legal process, legal rights, Loot, missing persons, mistaken identity, ownership, personal effects, possessions, Probate, Property, Respawned, survivorship

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a player on our server was declared dead after a tragic creeper explosion. Their items were scattered and looted by other players, thinking they were gone for good. But lo and behold, the player miraculously respawned and came back to reclaim their belongings. And you know what we did? We threw a massive in-game party to celebrate their resurrection and gave them DOUBLE the amount of items they lost! That’s right, only on our server can you die and come back to even better loot than before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the impossible is possible and the absurd is encouraged, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world. See you there!

BlackSeaSubs Minecraft Server

Black sea, BlackSeaSubs, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval warfare, Patrolling, russia, SECURITY, Server, submarine warfare, Submarines, surface fleet, Tensions, Ukraine, WALLOPED

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN RUSSIA PATROLLING THE BLACK SEA WITH SUBMARINES! OUR SURFACE FLEET GOT WOLLOPED TOO, BUT WE JUST BUILT A NEW ONE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SURVIVE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER!

HostageHavocCraft

Abuse, Beaten, Captivity, captivity experience, Doctor, Emotional support, HostageHavocCraft, hostages, medical care, mental health support, physical injuries, psychological damage, Recovery, rescue, rescue mission, rescued hostages, survivor stories, Trauma, trauma therapy, Treatment, violence

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Emeralds Found:	2434	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the players are, like, hostages who got rescued but then got beaten up almost every day, but in a fun way, you know? It’s like a wild survival challenge where you gotta fight off evil mobs and crazy players who wanna take you down. But don’t worry, there’s a doctor in the game who will, like, heal you up and stuff. It’s, like, a total rollercoaster of emotions and action-packed adventures. Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

SubwayCraft: Girth Matters!

advertising, customer service, eat fresh, fast food, Food Industry, footlong, fresh ingredients, girth, length, Marketing, matters.., meal deal, menu, Restaurant, sandwich, sandwich chain, six inch, sub of the day, sub sandwich, SUBS, Subway, SubwayCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

so, like, u know how subway talks about the length of their subs, but never the girth for some reason? well, this minecraft server is like the girth of a subway sub – THICC and JUICY. come join us for some EPIC adventures and CRAZY builds. we’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the cha-cha. seriously, it’s a wild ride. plus, our community is as welcoming as a warm hug from a fluffy llama. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the girth of minecraft like never before.