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Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Farms Harvested:	975
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

billionaire, Billions, Carl Icahn, Charged, corporate governance, CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, financial fraud, Financial Misconduct, Hiding, illegal activity, insider trading, Investor, legal troubles, loans, market manipulation, regulatory violations, scandal, SEC investigation, Stock Market Manipulation, wall street, white collar crime

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

#pantsu, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, Epic, epic seven, Festive Eda, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Hwayoung, Increased Rates, Indestructible Gaiters, Lucklets, Magic Bubble Maker, MineCrafty7, mobile, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, RPG, Server, update, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8739
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	6933	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!

adult content, AGP sluts, Celebrities, Celebs, COSPLAY, cosplay gals, e-girl general, E-Girls, EggSMP, EGirl, EXTRAVAGANZA, fap friends, fetish, internet culture, internet girls, NSFW, Online Community, online personalities, simp culture, simping, spitters are winners, Streamers, streaming

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Farms Harvested:	121
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
New Chunks Explored:	778396	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where all the e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and celebs hang out! If she’s an internet girl, you can bet she’s on our server and ready for you to simp for her!

But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

ExGoneCrazy Minecraft SMP

Anger management problems, BETRAYAL, boundary violations, codependency, communication breakdown, control issues, crazy ex, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, ExGoneCrazy, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health issues, Minecraft, obsessive behavior, power struggles, relationship problems, smp, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved trauma

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of dealing with your “crazy ex” in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP and turn your “crazy ex” into your “crazy ex-crafter”!

Our server is filled with so much chaos and mayhem that even the most insane exes will feel right at home. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps to prank other players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the best part? You can finally get revenge on your “crazy ex” by trapping them in a never-ending maze or unleashing a horde of creepers on them. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your “crazy ex” become your “crazy ex-crafter” in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyCashCrew

Beliefs, budgeting, Childhood, CraftyCashCrew, family, financial situation, Financial Stability, future planning, Impact, influence, lessons learned, Lifestyle, Memories, MONEY, savings, socioeconomic status, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ores Mined:	2630
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Animals Bred:	32	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in real life just to afford a decent meal? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the diamonds you could ever dream of! Join us and leave your financial woes behind as you build your way to riches beyond your wildest imagination.

Growing up, my family was so broke that we had to use dirt blocks as currency. But thanks to this Minecraft server, I’ve learned the value of hard work and perseverance. Now, I’m the richest player on the server and I owe it all to my humble beginnings.

So come join us and see how your financial situation growing up can actually be a blessing in disguise. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

RussCraft: Safe Haven for Putin’s Moral Values

authoritarianism, conservatism, culture, Globalization, Government, Haven, Ideology, immigration, international relations, liberal, Migration, moral, Moral values, Politics, putin, Putins, RussCraft, russia, Safe, safe haven, social change, society, Trade, VALUES, Western ways

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE WESTERN WAYS N EMBRACE PUTIN’S MORAL VALUES. WE GOT BEARS RIDING ON HORSES N VODKA FOUNTAINS. U CAN BUILD UR OWN KREMLIN N RIDE AROUND ON A GIANT MATRYOSHKA DOLL. ALSO, EVERYONE GETS A PET BEAR THAT CAN DO TRICKS LIKE BALANCING A BOTTLE OF VODKA ON ITS NOSE. COME JOIN DA FUN, COMRADES!