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Minecraft SMP: Noob Friendly League

Baltimore Ravens, Defeat, football, Friendly, League, Lost, Minecraft, NFL, nfl analysis, nfl commentary, nfl discussion, NFL games, nfl highlights, nfl news, nfl opinions, nfl reactions, nfl results, nfl scores, NFL season, nfl updates, noob, ravens, smp, sports

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	581
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ravens decided to challenge the players on our server to a game of Minecraft. The stakes were high – if the players won, they would be rewarded with diamonds beyond their wildest dreams. But if the ravens won, they would take over the server and turn it into a giant birdhouse. Spoiler alert: the ravens lost. And now, they’re flying around in shame, looking for a new server to call home.

So, if you want to join a server where you can outsmart birds and reap the rewards, come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP. Who knows what other wild adventures await you? Just make sure to watch out for any sneaky ravens trying to get their revenge!

CraftyNSFWFacts

About.., Adult, confession, CraftyNSFWFacts, explicit, fact, graphic, INTIMATE, Mature, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, RISQUE, secret, Sensual, sexual, taboo, yourself

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Crops Grown:	5362

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling bling, amirite?).

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here. We once had a player who tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the Macarena on command.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday night)!

JihadCraft: Modern Minecraft Server

airstrike, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Islamic Jihad, Israel News, Israeli strike, JihadCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, MODERN, operatives, political tensions, regional instability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Terrorism, The Jerusalem Post

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! we got explosions, we got chaos, we got israeli strikes killing islamic jihad and hezbollah operatives in syria! join now for a chance to witness the craziest battles in minecraft history! who needs diamonds when u got airstrikes, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

CreeperSuicideRevival

armed resistance, CreeperSuicideRevival, extremist groups, extremist rhetoric, gaza, Hamas, Islamic extremism, Middle East conflict, militant leaders, militant organizations, Palestinian resistance, political violence, radical ideology, radicalization, regional instability, religious extremism, security threats, suicide attacks, Terrorism, violent tactics

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even top Hamas figures are calling for renewal of suicide attacks just to get a piece of the action! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before. Build your own bomb shelters and watch out for creepers trying to blow up your creations. Trust me, you won’t find a more thrilling server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some BOOM BOOM together!

CraftyScholar Minecraft Server

Alpha Dog, America’s King, CraftyScholar, Eagle Tamer, He Who Bends Time and Space, Heroic Champion of the Dawn, Humanity’s Last Hope, Minecraft, Overlord, Peacebringer, Right Hand of God, Server, Sleeping Dragon, The Creator, The Destroyer, The Elder Scholar, The Eternal One, The Great Uniter, The Light Which Illuminates Darkness, the master, The Phoenix

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! On this server, you can become the Elder Scholar, mastering all the knowledge of the Minecraft world. Or maybe you want to be Humanity’s Last Hope, fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers to save the day.

Join us and become the Right Hand of God, wielding divine powers to smite your enemies. Or maybe you’re more of a Phoenix, rising from the ashes and bringing fiery destruction to all who oppose you.

Are you a Peacebringer, spreading love and harmony throughout the land? Or perhaps you’re America’s King, ruling over your own virtual kingdom with an iron fist (or a diamond sword).

Join us and become the Destroyer, laying waste to everything in your path. Or maybe you’re the Creator, building magnificent structures that will awe and inspire all who see them.

Become the Overlord, commanding legions of minions to do your bidding. Or maybe you’re the Great Uniter, bringing together players from all corners of the world in harmony and friendship.

Tame majestic eagles, master the elements, and become the Heroic Champion of the Dawn. Or maybe you’re the Eternal One, living forever in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Master the art of bending time and space as Alpha Dog, or awaken the Sleeping Dragon within you and unleash its fiery wrath upon your enemies.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right! The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you. See you in the game!

GnomesRUs Minecraft SMP

coding, coding platform, coding tools, computer science, desktop environment, Gnome, gnome desktop, Gnome development, gnome ide, gnome programming, gnome software, GnomesRUs, IDE, integrated development environment, linux, Minecraft, open source, programming, programming language, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Technology

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem!

Join our server for a chance to befriend a gnome and have them follow you around, stealing your items and playing pranks on other players. But be warned, these gnomes have a mind of their own and may lead you into all sorts of crazy adventures.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Gnome King who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare items. Just be careful what you wish for, as his sense of humor can be quite twisted.

So come join us on our gnome-infested server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

Apology, baseball game, Boundaries, circus, Communication, compromise, Conflict, coworker, friendship, lunch, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, payment, Respect, Server, sharing, SNACKS, TICKETS, TicketTussle, Trust, Workplace

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with a sneaky coworker in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to confront your coworker in-game and demand payment for those circus tickets she never used!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will test your patience and strategic thinking. Can you outsmart your coworker and claim victory? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a baseball game you never wanted to attend! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

CraftyCreeperCoWorking

adhd, annoyance, Apologize.., Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCoWorking, Empathy, Focus, Interruptions, Marriage, newlyweds, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, software dev, Support, teamwork, Understanding, wfh, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3280	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from annoying spouses who constantly interrupt your work-from-home software development job! Our server is the perfect place to focus on coding, building, and mining without any distractions.

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual world without any unexpected interruptions from your significant other. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office without knocking first!

So come on over and let your creativity flow freely without any guilt or distractions. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow players who understand the struggle of working from home with a chatty partner. Join now and say goodbye to annoying interruptions!

PixelPurseVIP

Authenticity, compassion, creativity, family, friendship, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, inner peace, Integrity, joy, Kindness, love, Memories, Peace of mind, PixelPurseVIP, Respect, self worth, Time, Trust

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchantments Applied:	232	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Do you know what money can’t buy? The sheer joy and chaos of joining our Minecraft server! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic build battles. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Blocky Bob will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time chasing after things money can buy when you could be embarking on wild adventures and making memories that will last a lifetime on our server? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life!

QuranCraftHateCrimeSwe

#Quran, blasphemy, Burners, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, cultural sensitivity, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, Hate Speech, Islamophobia, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, prosecution, QuranCraftHateCrimeSwe, religious freedom, religious intolerance, societal impact, Sweden

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Star Shards Collected:	114
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so, like, you should totally join this epic minecraft server because we have like, zero tolerance for haters and burners of any kind, especially quran burners. like, sweden is all over that shiz and we are too. join us and be part of the most righteous and law-abiding minecraft community out there. plus, we have this crazy story about a quran burner who tried to join our server and got banished to the nether realm for eternity. true story bro. so come join us and be on the right side of history. #justiceforquran #minecraftforlife

BatGlowCraft

Animal Behavior, BatGlowCraft, biology, feet, Fluorescence, flying mammals, Hairs, long tail, mammalian biology, Mammals, Mexican bats, Mexican free-tailed bats, Nature, Nocturnal, research, researchers, study, tags, ultraviolet light, UV light, wildlife

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Void Gems Collected:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

yo, dis server be lit like them bat feet hairs under UV light! we got crazy stuff happenin like bats flyin around spawn, droppin diamonds and creepers wearin party hats. join us if u wanna see some wild sh*t and maybe even tame a bat to be ur sidekick. come thru and let’s get batty together!