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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4991 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
