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CraftyCreeperz

abandoned project, anger, CANCELLED, CraftyCreeperz, development hell, Disappointment, fan reactions, Frustration, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, letdown, lost potential, missed opportunity, Prey2, RAGE, Sequel, sequel disappointment, unfinished business, Upset, video games

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are extra explosive and the diamonds are as rare as finding a unicorn in a desert!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie llamas or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a stick.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and rumor has it he once built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you say “I’m still fucking mad” in the best possible way, then join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChopsticksCraft: China #1 Minecraft Server

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, China, China number one, chinese culture, ChopsticksCraft, controversial, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Fuck this, Hate Speech, hell pit, inappropriate, intolerance, Kike, mason, Minecraft, offensive behavior, offensive language, racism, Server, UNACCEPTABLE, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	56	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	138	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the players’ skills! Join us if you’re ready to take on the craziest challenges and conquer the most epic quests.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret diamond mine that led them to unimaginable riches. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist weapon that was OP as hell).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount that players can ride into battle. Imagine charging into a PvP match on the back of a majestic unicorn, leaving your enemies in awe and fear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a kike mason, then maybe stay away).

CraftyWarriors – Total LOL General

#1d6chan, CraftyWarriors, Elspeth edition, Elspeth von Draken, Franchise, gameplay showcase, general, Hotfix, lol, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Mines Excavated:	4335
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Towns Built:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Elspeth von Draken herself? Look no further, because our server is more epic than a Total War: Warhammer III gameplay showcase! Join us for battles more intense than a Pharaoh’s curse, with updates hotter than a 4.2.3 hotfix patch. Our server is so legendary, even the older titles on Steam bow down to its greatness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds and emeralds! 🐲🦄💎✨

LOLcraft: Where you’ll laugh so hard you’ll want to kms hahahahhahahah

coping mechanism, dark humor, depression, emotional distress, hahahahhahahah, HARD, healing journey, kms, LAUGH, LolCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, reaching out, seeking guidance, seeking help, self harm, self love, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy, unhealthy thoughts, Youll

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Divine Spears Created:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Votes:	9433	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna kms? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves in a zombie apocalypse where the only way to survive was to build a fortress out of diamond blocks and fight off hordes of undead with a chicken sword. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep underground, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper DJs? Or the time when a player discovered a secret unicorn kingdom where the rulers were actually pigs in top hats? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about wanting to kms!

Back to the Block

Anime, art style, better, BLOCK, chainsaw man, Characters, comparison, crazy, dark fantasy, Entertainment, graphic novel, japanese, Look Back, Manga, opinion, Popular, review, series, shonen jump, Storyline, trending

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are wilder than a pack of creepers on a sugar rush!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

Our server is so lit that even Notch himself logs on to see what’s up. Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond chicken hidden in the depths of our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of players once tried to build a rollercoaster to the moon, only to be abducted by aliens and forced to play Minecraft for eternity in outer space.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see why this server is THE place to be. Trust us, it’s better than chainsaw man, it’s crazy.

HypnoCraft: Where hypnotist girlfriends are welcome /b/

attraction, Controlling, DATING, expensive gifts, Girlfriends, HypnoCraft, hypnotic powers, hypnotism, Hypnotist, hypnotist girlfriend, influence, love, Manipulation, materialistic, mind control, partner, Persuasion, relationship, romance, seduction, Significant Other, temptation

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures and meet the most hypnotic players!

Imagine having a hypnotist girlfriend in Minecraft – she can make you do anything with just a glance! The pros? She’s all yours. The cons? She might hypnotize you into buying her expensive stuff in the game. But hey, who wouldn’t want to spoil their virtual girlfriend, right?

Come join us for a mind-bending experience like no other! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this server. Just be prepared to be hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of it all!

BoomerCraft: Back in My Day, We Had Better Blocks

amusing, better, blocks, BoomerCraft, classic, comics, comparison, controversial, creativity, Day, Edgy, Entertainment, humor, Humorist, Improvement, Nostalgia, offensive, old work, past, satire, talent, vintage

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Buildings Constructed:	38
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Void Gems Collected:	25

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner WILD side and build the craziest creations imaginable!

Join us for a WACKY adventure filled with INSANE stories and HILARIOUS moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Forget about the old work, because on our server, you’ll find that the more OFFENSIVE your builds are, the more AMUSING they become!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ABSOLUTE MADNESS that awaits you on our server!

LazyCraft: Where even the mobs can’t be bothered

bothered, cat demon, character names, creative names, dog god, folklore, good name, inugami, Japanese folklore, Lazy, lazy names, LazyCraft, mobs, Mythology, naming conventions, naming traditions, Nekomata, Ookami, original name, supernatural beings, traditional names, unique names, Wolf

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

HURR DURR NEKOMATA CAT DEMON

HURR DURR INUGAMI DOG GOD

HURR DURR OOKAMI WOLF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with NEKOMATA CAT DEMONS, INUGAMI DOG GODS, and OOKAMI WOLVES! Join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride into battle on the back of a NEKOMATA CAT DEMON while wielding a sword made of pure INUGAMI DOG GOD energy. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame a fierce OOKAMI WOLF to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Remedy Rescue: Minecraft Madness!

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation initiatives, conservation strategies, ecosystem management, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, Environmental Protection, environmental stewardship, habitat conservation, habitat restoration, madness, Minecraft, preservation, Remedy, rescue, save Remedy, species protection, sustainable practices, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	42
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can help save the mystical land of Remedy! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is threatening to destroy everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens as your trusty steed, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So why wait? Join us now and be a hero in the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

Accountability, AUTHORITY, bill of rights, Clinic, CREEPERS, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, kentucky, legal rights, Legality, Licenses, Medical Ethics, medical procedures, new world order, patient autonomy, patient rights, regulations, transparency

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride where procedures without informed consent are a thing of the past and you can charge into battle without a care in the world.

We’re like Kentucky on steroids, paving the way for a new world order where licenses are a thing of the past and authority is a thing of the future.

So come on, join us and be a part of something legendary!