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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3703 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff. So like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper comes up behind you and blows your mind, literally. But don’t worry, we got a respawn button so you can come back and get revenge on that green booger. And like, the best sex position? Definitely the Enderman Bend, where you gotta bend over backwards to avoid getting hit by their creepy stares. Trust me, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and let’s get weird together in this blocky world, bro!
