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Last Will Craft

Communication, Craft, Delivery, effective communication, Expression, final words, first words, Impact, impactful messaging, IMPORTANCE, Language, last will, lasting impression, Meaningful, memorable, Message, Powerful, Significance, significance of words, Speech, verbal communication

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension Hops:	14

so, like, you wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of epicness and shenanigans.

we got pigs flyin’ around wearing diamond armor and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. they’ll give you unlimited diamonds and make all your enemies spontaneously combust.

plus, our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party (shh, don’t tell anyone).

so, what are you waitin’ for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. your first words weren’t nearly as important as your last will be.

MidwestWeatherSwingCraft

2100, American Southwest, climate change, climate trends, drier summers, drought, Environmental Science, extreme patterns, mexico, middle US, MidwestWeatherSwingCraft, Northeast US, precipitation fluctuations, predictions, research, severe weather, severe wet years, Swings, weather patterns, wetter wet periods

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the weather is crazier than a llama on a trampoline! we got droughts in the desert biome that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna. but don’t worry, we also got wetter wet years in the jungle biome that will have you swimming like a squid in a water park.

our research team of zombie scientists predicts that the weather on our server will be more extreme than a skeleton riding a spider. you can expect bigger swings between wetter wet periods and drier summers than a pig in a mud pit. it’s gonna be wilder than a wolf chasing a chicken!

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the weather of your wildest dreams (or nightmares). join now for a chance to survive the ultimate weather apocalypse and become the master of all biomes!

What is the IP for SmallAnt Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, SmallAnt

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Enchantments Applied:	108
Dragon Eggs Found:	1493	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

SmallAnt is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his entertaining speedruns, challenge runs, and gaming content. With a focus on Nintendo games and a knack for boss battles, SmallAnt has built a dedicated fanbase and continues to grow in popularity within the gaming community.

Dark Anarchy

active community, Adventure, Anarchy, anarchy experience, anarchy server, competitive gameplay, Dark Anarchy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, growing server, mean people, Minecraft, multiplayer, player interaction, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Survival, Unique Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

BEST ANARCHY SERVER OUT THERE! This server is the best anarchy server for you. We have an active community with friendly and mean people in the server. Thats the best part of anarchy you have a mix of everyone and every type of experience is possible. If your looking for a new and growing anarchy server this is the server for you!

DarkAnarchy.mc.gg

Twitter Whiners Minecraft Server

100m, 8 years, appeals to no one, Concord Devs, designing, heckin, Minecraft, paid, poor devs, pure garbage, Server, twitter, Waste, whiners, Whining

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Farms Harvested:	546
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is so insanely awesome that even the poor devs who wasted 8 years and $100m+ creating garbage games would be jealous! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else – mainly because we bribed the Ender Dragon to guard our IP address. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Minecraft: Dawn Trail Adventure

Adventure, August 27th, Community, Dawn, Dawntrail General, Events, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Minecraft, mmorpg, ONLINE, Resources, RPG, September 11th, smp, Square Enix, The Rising, Trail, Updates, xivg

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Potions Brewed:	45

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have people who are literally the protectors of the realm, fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.

Our server is so epic that even the producers of Final Fantasy XIV are talking about us! That’s right, we’re basically celebrities in the gaming world. We have resources galore, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called The Rising where you can participate in epic quests and challenges from August 27th to September 11th. It’s like a mini-game within a game, how cool is that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll become a legendary protector of the realm yourself!

PickMeNotPlsCraft

21st century, acquaintance, attitude, behaviour, berating, Cooking, cute, cutesy, derogatory, failed relationships, feminine, Girlfriend, Girly, insulting, lunches, mannerisms, outlook, Personality, pick me, PickMeNotPlsCraft, pissed off, Rude

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	Ores Mined:	6273
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any pick me attitudes! If you’re cute, feminine, and love cooking for your significant other, then this is the place for you. We celebrate all things girly and cutesy, so if you’re looking for a server that appreciates your adorable mannerisms, look no further!

Join us and leave behind all the haters who can’t handle your cuteness. We don’t stand for anyone calling you a pick me, because here, you’re a queen who deserves to be treated like royalty. And if anyone dares to insult you, our community will have your back with some epic comebacks that will leave them speechless.

So come on over to our server and let your girly side shine. Who needs the negativity of the real world when you can escape to a place where being cute and feminine is celebrated? Plus, we have the best virtual lunches packed with love and care, because that’s just how we roll in this Minecraft world. Join us now and say goodbye to anyone who tries to bring you down – they’ll never get picked in our kingdom of fabulousness!

CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose

bacon, beavers, Canada, Canadian culture, Canadian people, canadian stereotypes, CanuckCraft, cold weather, Diverse, Friendly, Healthcare, Hockey, IGLOOS, Maple, maple syrup, moose, Mounties, multicultural, politeness, poutine, smp, Stereotypes, Syrup, Tim Hortons

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2502	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build igloos, ride polar bears, and apologize excessively? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.

So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?

MinecraftMoodBoost

Bubble Bath, Candlelight, Chocolate, Cuddling, eye contact, FLIRTING, foreplay, intimate setting, Kissing, lingerie, MASSAGE, MinecraftMoodBoost, passionate gaze, romantic dinner, seductive dance, sensual touch, sexy lingerie, slow dance, soft music, whispering, wine

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Emeralds Found:	5105	Ores Mined:	4414
Runes Activated:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3075
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: you log on and are instantly greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if that’s not enough to get you in the mood, we also have a giant floating taco that rains down diamonds every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyMurderMystery

#criminology, BlockyMurderMystery, Caught, criminal behavior, criminal behavior analysis, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice, criminal justice system, CRIMINAL MINDS, criminal profiling, forensic psychology, investigation, knowledge, law enforcement, murder, PROFESSIONAL, Psychology, psychopathy, serial killers, sociopathy, true crime

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2510	Emeralds Found:	1888
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Falling into the Void:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

so like, have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a professional serial killer in minecraft? well, now you can find out on our server! we got all the tools and resources you need to become the ultimate stealthy murderer.

join us and unleash your inner psychopath as you stalk your unsuspecting victims through the pixelated forests and caves. but be careful, because there are other players out there who are just as crazy as you are.

if you’re feeling extra bold, you can even team up with other killers to form a deadly gang of murderers. together, you can terrorize the entire server and strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to log on.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and start your reign of terror today! who knows, maybe you’ll become the next infamous minecraft serial killer that everyone talks about.