#newphonk Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

BELIEF, blocky, chosen people, Community, continuity, cultures collapse, diamonds, Endurance, FAITH, History, Identity, Jewcraft, Jews, Legacy, Life, main characters, perseverance, realization, Religion, resilience, Survival, systems collapse, tradition

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	373315
Runes Activated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

Anime, Bau Bau, baubau, covers, Crafty, debut, Edition, fuwamoco, general, hololive, karaokes, Land, lols, McCraftface, merch, NSFW, Schedule, songs, Stream, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN, youtube channel

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

2d art, Aesthetics, art style, artwork, Beautiful, best looking 2D game, classic, creativity, design, FANTASY, Gaming, graphics, indie games, lol, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Perfection, pixel art, pixelated, platformer, Retro, Server, side scrolling, video games, Visual

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

All Father, AUTHORITY, Brown races, Children of God, control women, Fatherhood, GOD, GodCraft, Jesus Christ, jew, Jewish God, Jupiter, Lord God, Lord of Lords, mixing races, moloch, rocks, rules, saturn, Submission, White, white race, Wr-Alda, Zeus

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

2024.., 3.24, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, early access, Early-Access-In-2024, Exile, general, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, Tools, Tools and Utilities, Utilities

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

anger, anxiety, coping mechanism, depression, Edition, emotional outburst, family, Frustration, hate, helplessness, Life, mental health, negative emotions, out of control, overwhelmed, Ragecraft, Sadness, screaming, seeking help, self harm, stress, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

4chan, 4Shit, Anime, banning, Captcha, cu__y, dodged, FAGGOT, Faggots, ip counter, Logic, POL, profit, Radical, radicals, REDDIT OF CHANS, retarded, Sympathy, troll, Ultimate, weeb

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

Adventure, apply, Biodiversity, career opportunity, Civil, civil service, conservation, CREEPERS, culture, Environment, Experience, Exploration, French, French Guiana, funcraft, Government, Guiana, Job, Mission, opportunity, research, service, south america, study, travel, tropical forests, wildlife

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	735553
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

#youtube, achievement, action-packed, Best OST, challenge, Cinematic, emotional, Epic, Experience, Galore, Game, gameplay, Immersive, INTENSE, KinoCraft, lol, MOMENTS, most kino moment, Music, ost, Play, REWARD, shithttps, Soundtrack, video game

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

Pixelated Pandemonium

3 pages, 4 pages, 77166699, archives, Bed.., Carton, chinese words, Drinking, Fat-Fems, fully nude, Glasses, Important image find, japanese kanji, Manga, naked asian women, number code, Pandemonium, pixelated, Scrolling, Thread, Unorthodox, Yesterday

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	191	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!