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CraftyLifeLessons

Adaptability, Awareness, CraftyLifeLessons, daily routines, Gratitude, growth mindset., habits, Impactful, introspection, life lessons, mindfulness, mindset, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, routine changes, Self Discovery, small changes, transformation, unexpected

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Crops Grown:	4741
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Farms Harvested:	765	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected ways!

Join our server and prepare to learn some truly bizarre life lessons that you never knew you needed. From building a house out of giant flying pigs to surviving a zombie apocalypse in a disco-themed dungeon, our server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also have the chance to befriend a talking llama who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Trust us, you’ll never look at downward dog the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

CraftyDutchSpy vs RussianHackers

collaboration, cooperation, counterintelligence, CraftyDutchSpy, cybersecurity, diplomatic efforts., Disturb, Dutch intelligence, Dutch intelligence services, Espionage, foreign affairs, government agencies, Help, intelligence sharing, international relations, national security, political interference, russian interference, RussianHackers, strategic partnerships, Surveillance, US

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, liek, this server is da bomb dot com cuz, get this, dutch intelligence services are like, totally helping us out to mess with russian interference. like, how crazy is that?? u can be part of this epic saga and help take down the bad guys in the virtual world of minecraft. join us and be a hero in the most insane way possible. plus, we have like, the best memes and jokes to keep u entertained while u save the world. so, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

DementiaCraft: McSCI Madness

Accuracy, cognitive decline, cognitive decline assessment, cognitive health, cognitive health assessment, cognitive health screening, cognitive health tool, cognitive screen, dementia risk, dementia risk assessment, dementia risk identification, dementia screening, dementia screening tool, DementiaCraft, madness, major contribution, McSCI, moderate levels, SCD, severe levels, subjective cognitive decline

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	21

lol join dis epic minecraft server cuz it got da game-changing cognitive screen dat reveals if u got dementia risk! like, u can identify if u got moderate to severe levels of cognitive decline with 99.9% accuracy! u can test ur brain while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! join now and flex ur cognitive skills while having a blast in da blocky world!

PozzCraft Minecraft Server

age diversity, character creation, Character development, character diversity, current year, DEI, Diversity, Diversity in Gaming, equity, Female Characters, game design, Gaming, hagchads, inclusion, Inclusive Gaming, Inclusivity, Minecraft, older woman character, PozzCraft, representation, Server, slop game, strong female characters, women in gaming

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us and you’ll find that even the most pozzed DEI slop game characters can turn into fabulous older women with a snap of your fingers. Our Hagchads are unstoppable, even in the current year!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll encounter wild stories of diamond-encrusted pigs flying through the sky, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties for players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most laughter-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

BraphogCraft Minecraft Server

a little mini, America, america is, america is a, braphog, BraphogCraft, is a, is a little, little mini braphog, little., long tail, Minecraft, Mini, mini braphog, Server, tags

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	491792
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where America is a little mini braphog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and humans are their loyal servants. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

2. We have a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon.

3. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of bald eagles and soar through the skies while shooting fireworks out of their hands. ‘Merica, am I right?

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but cheeseburgers. Collect as many as you can to become the ultimate burger baron.

5. We host weekly events where players compete in hot dog eating contests, apple pie baking competitions, and square dancing showdowns. Yeehaw!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziness that is America as a little mini braphog. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Mom-in-Law-Free Zone

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, controlling mother, family background, family dynamics, family influence, Family issues, house renovations, in-laws, long-distance relationship, mental health, mental health struggles, MominLawFree, mother-in-law issues, narcissistic mother, relationship stress, relationships, safe space, temporary living arrangements, Zone

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no in-laws, no siblings, and definitely no grandma drama! We understand the struggles of family dynamics, that’s why we offer a safe space for you to build and explore without any unwanted guests.

Imagine a world where you can focus on your relationship with your virtual fiancé without the interference of his mom wanting to move in. No more arguments about renovations or sharing space, just pure Minecraft bliss. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with virtual therapists to help you navigate any family issues that may arise.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

blew you away, Captivating, Characters, Compelling, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, lesser known, Minecraft, Movie, must watch, PixelPunch, Server, Storyline, Surprising, TV series, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated gem, unexpected, unforgettable

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7936	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a hidden gem in the vast world of Minecraft!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic storyline that rivals even the most popular TV series. Our characters are so dynamic and engaging that you’ll feel like you’re living in a blockbuster movie!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyCongressDrugTest

Accountability, Congress, congressional rules, CraftyCongressDrugTest, drug policy, drug screening, drug tests, elected officials, ethical standards, Ethics, Government, Integrity, legislation, political accountability, Politics, public service, public trust, regulations, substance abuse, testing requirements, transparency

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Congress members are required to take drug tests before making any decisions! Watch as they try to navigate through virtual worlds while under the influence of questionable substances. Who knows what kind of crazy laws they’ll come up with next! Join now for a wild ride of political shenanigans and questionable decision-making.

GazaCraft: AnneFrank’s Revenge

activism, Amsterdam, Anne Frank, AnneFranks, anti-Israel, anti-semitism, Conflict, controversy, current events, defaced, gaza, GazaCraft, historical, Holocaust, international relations, memorial, Netherlands, News, protest, Revenge, Statue, Vandalism, world war II

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

lol this server is like that time someone defaced a statue of Anne Frank but like, for Gaza or something. like, so random, right? join this server for all the chaos and craziness, just like that defacement. we have epic builds and crazy events that will make you go “whaaaat?!” come join us and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #annefrank #gaza #minecraftmadness

HolyCraft: Bible Edition

adaptation, BIBLE, biblical, Bloodshed, controversial, Drama, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, FANTASY, Gore, HBO, Holycraft, long tail, nudity, Provocative, Religion, storytelling, Supernatural, television, TV series, Wonders

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

yo, u ever wanted to see the bible like u never seen it before? well, dis server is like a GOT version of the bible but in minecraft! imagine all da gore, bloodshed, nudity, and supernatural wonders but in blocky form! u can live out all da crazy stories from da bible in a whole new way. join now for a wild ride through da holy land like u never seen it before!