Baby Block Builders: Labor & Delivery Edition

Alt-Right, antinatalism, baby, BEAUTIFUL FACE, Bitch, BLOCK, BREAK ITS NECK, Builders, C’MON HONEY, CUM DROPS, Cunt, Delivery, Edition, GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY, incel, KEKOLD COMMUNITY, KILL IT., Labor, LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE WHITOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY, LE ACTUAL FUCK, LET’S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS, lying.., MAN YOU LOVE, nazi, NAZI RETHUGLICAN, NEWLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD, Pokemon SV, push, REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD, ruined, Science, screaming, SHINY LITTLE YAKUB, Smashes Nintendo Switch OLED™, STUPID TWAT, toby fox, Treacherous, vasectomy, WH*TE BABY, What, YOU CAN DO THIS

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a Charizard’s roar? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join us!

Imagine this: you’re playing Pokémon on your Nintendo Switch OLED™, eagerly awaiting the moment when your shiny little Yakub hatches. But wait… it’s a WH*TE baby?! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable, it’ll have you questioning reality!

Join us and experience the drama of a mod from /r/antinatalism dealing with a shocking surprise baby. From accusations of treachery to threats of breaking necks, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, join us now and prepare to be amazed! Just remember, no WH*TE babies allowed… unless they’re Pokémon, of course!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

CEREAL, chowder recipe, ChowderCraft, Clam chowder, comfort food, Cooking, creamy, creamy chowder, creamy soup, DELICIOUS, Hearty, homemade, milk, milk-based soup, new england, recipe, Savory, seafood, seafood soup, Soup, Traditional

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	144	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

CovidCraft: The Diagnostic Escape

Annals of Internal Medicine, Chronic illness, Covid-19, CovidCraft, diagnostic, diagnostic test, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, lingering symptoms, long covid, long haulers, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, medical journal, Medical research, pandemic, patient care, post-acute sequelae of SARS-CoV-2, public health, recovery process, researchers, study

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	7253	Falling into the Void:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to, like, save the world at the same time? well, this server is the answer to all ur prayers!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can fight off the evil forces of long covid with ur trusty diamond sword! our researchers have discovered a secret diagnostic test hidden in the depths of the mines, and only the bravest of players can find it and save the world!

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the world, but u will also be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant chickens in epic boss fights! and if u get tired of all the action, u can relax in our luxurious diamond castle and sip on potions of infinite health.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the hero u were always meant to be! trust us, u won’t regret it.

BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

Adults, Allowed, BarebonesMP, Cheating, Community, Creative, Discord, discrimination, Events, Griefing, HACKING, Kids, Map Reset, Minecraft, mob farms, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, respectful, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Animals Bred:	54	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

BareBonesMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/blueberry-vanilla-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP: play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website: https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

”14 Y/O’s Stupid Minecraft Server”

14 years old, acting strange, Anonymity, Gaming Community, gaming habits, Having Fun, Identity, Minecraft, online behavior, online experiences, online gaming, online identity, online persona, personal growth, playing online video games, pretending to be a girl, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social interactions, stupid, virtual world, yos..

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of pretending to be someone you’re not in online games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where everyone is encouraged to be their weirdest, most outrageous selves.

Imagine a world where you can be a talking unicorn riding a flying pig, while battling against a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join us now and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may even discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchantments Applied:	267
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

abandonment, Apology, brother, BrotherlyGrudge, class disruption, college, derailed life, family, guidance counselor, high school, homelessness, kicked out, mad, Minecraft, misunderstanding, music equipment, parents, personal property, Resentment, Server, smoking weed, unresolved conflict, Upset

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	194	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

DoggyDineDenial

aita, Asshole, bar, Call, Ditched, dog, DoggyDineDenial, Friends, idiot, indoors, LAUGHING, night, Plans, REJECTED, RESERVATION, Restaurant, small dogs, Upscale, upscale steakhouse, wasted time, Weirdo

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

RIP ChattingCraft SMP

ChattingCraft, Closure, Communication, coping, death, emotional, family, Farewell, final words, Goodbye, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, last moments, Loss, love, Memories, regret, relationships, Remembrance, RIP, smp, Support

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the mobs can’t stop laughing! Join us for epic build battles, crazy pranks, and unforgettable moments. Who needs therapy when you have our server to lift your spirits? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of players past can’t resist coming back for one more laugh! Join now and prepare to die… of laughter!

CraftyCaffeineBoost

alertness, balance, Breakfast, caffeine boost, coffee, CraftyCaffeineBoost, energy drinks, Exercise, Focus, healthy alternatives, hydration, Lifestyle, long-lasting energy, Matcha, morning routine, natural energy, nutrition, productivity, Sleep, tea, wellness

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Towns Built:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Potions Brewed:	110
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a wild ride in the virtual world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more energy than a creeper on a sugar rush, so say goodbye to boring energy drinks and hello to non-stop fun and excitement.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Need a caffeine boost to keep up with the chaos? No problem! Our server is powered by a secret potion that will have you bouncing off the walls in no time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

UkrainianLandGrab Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, UkrainianLandGrab

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	618778	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the ukrainian forces are dominating like never before! we have captured more land than russia has in ukraine in just one week! it’s like a virtual war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of tanks and soldiers. join us for the ultimate battle for supremacy and see if you can conquer as much land as the ukrainians! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for victory!

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