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Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

Adventure, camping, Caution, cautionary tale, creepy predators, Dangerous, Freaks, HIGH, horny, Japanese high schoolers, JK bodies, Minecraft, PROWLING, Risky, Safety, Schoolers, Server, solo camping, teenagers, Tiny, unsupervised, vulnerable, Wilderness, Woods

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

Characters, characters we couldn’t save, couldn’t save, couldnt, Good, Good characters, ITT, long tail tags, Minecraft, Save, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5590
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).

4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chong, 4Chongs, ANONYMOUS, Competition, controversy, cyberbullying, Decline, digital age, discussion forum, GamerGate, internet culture, internet history, LOSING, Meme culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, winning

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

anti-Semitic, Combat, deserters, discipline, Executioners, Frontline, historical records, Jewish soldier, Jewish soldiers, military discipline, Military Police, Minecraft, Myth, myth-making, Officers, Operation Torch, Propaganda, sensationalized fiction, smp, Totally, U.S. Army, war records, wartime events

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

RamashkaCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, RamashkaCraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

The owner of the RamashkaCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Haitians Despised Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, criticism, despised, developing countries, DISMISSED, Gangsters, Haiti, Haitians, international relations, intervention, Invasion, mad max, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, Politics, Server, Social Issues, taken, third world, UN, united nations, wrong

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old peacekeeping missions in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the UN peacekeeping mission has been replaced by Mad Max gangsters taking over Haiti! It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there! Who needs peace when you can have an all-out gangster war instead? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage, Barbara, character builds, Character Trailer, Chasca, Claw Convoy, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, LYNEY, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, OP pastebin, Ororon, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Sucrose, The First Great Magic, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Farms Harvested:	278
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP? It’s like a wild adventure where you can team up with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters are straight up legends in the game, bringing love, peace, and some serious mystical vibes to the server.

And get this, there’s this event called “Claw Convoy” happening right now, where you can join forces with other players to take on epic challenges and score some sweet loot. Plus, the current character banner includes Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – talk about a dream team!

But wait, there’s more! You can snag some daily check-in rewards just for logging in, and there are redeemable codes floating around that’ll hook you up with Primogems. And if you need some help navigating this crazy world, there are links to wikis, simulators, maps, character builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist to keep you in the loop.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride with Chasca, Ororon, and a crew of legendary characters. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

Akatsuki D Hotaru, Apricot, CraftyVShojo, dedicated Henya discussion, dedicated Kson discussion, dedicated Mouse discussion, extended member discussion, former member discussion., froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hestia, Hestia Happiness, Hime, Hime Hajime 1570, Hotaru, iron mouse, K9 Kuro, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, Mata, matara kan, mel, MICHI, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, Peke Is Peak, projekt melody, Server, shoot shoot bang bang, Subnautica, valo, vshojo, VShojo official channels, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Ores Mined:	5665
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual playground filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us as we watch Mouse play Subnautica, but don’t worry, she’s only 6 hours in so there’s plenty of time to catch up! Hotaru is also live, playing with a hot dog model that Michi got her – you won’t believe the madness that ensues.

And if you’re in the mood for some shoot shoot bang bang action, Nagi is here to satisfy your gaming cravings with some Valo gameplay. It’s a wild ride on our server, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures.

Our VShojo crew is a bunch of lovable goofballs who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From Froot to Zen, each member brings their own unique flair to the server. And don’t forget to check out our official channels for even more craziness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of virtual mayhem. See you there!

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

Anons, ANONYMOUS, AREA, Chat, city, Community, Connect, discussion, forum, Friends, Gathering, local ], Meetup, Minecraft, Network, Pacific Northwest, PNW, Residents, seattle, Seattle area, smp, Socialize, Urban, Washington

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

buyer beware, cautionary tale, CRAZE, crowdfunding, crowdfunding campaign, Disappointment, failed project, financial decision, financial loss, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming trends, indie game, Investment, kickstarter, Minecraft, negative experience, regret, Server, video games, Waste of Money, worst game

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4212	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Farms Harvested:	685	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).