Newfags MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Tipsy Pixel Palace 1.20

PIXEL, Bed.., Generals, erection, old hags

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

Explore a world where newfags rule and old hags drool.

Witness the craziest incest parties happening in your virtual bed.

Get your daily dose of goyslop posted 24/7.

Join in on the fun with generals featuring male genitalia galore.

Experience erections in your screen reflection like never before.

Prepare yourself for harsh rape committed by black apes.

Indulge in satire as useful as a flat tire.

Come on down to the deep blue sea for a LOLzy adventure you’ll never forget!

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No more drama Minecraft server

Server, newfags, voice message, friend drama, retarded

Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

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The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

greenlight, mock, culture, Gaming, Minecraft

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

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Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

offline single player, quest tracker, change list, Escape, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

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TarkovCraft – Minecraft Server

Tarkov community, spt, tarkov needs, quest tracker, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a raid in Escape from Tarkov? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break could be your last, just like getting head-eyes in Tarkov!

We’ve got patch notes longer than the line at the therapist’s office, so you know we’re always updating and improving the server. Plus, our Russian spyware is top-notch – just ask our resident hacker, Steve.

Need a break from building? Head over to our Arena website where you can battle it out with other players for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t worry about running out of ammo, our ammo charts will make sure you’re always locked and loaded.

Feeling overwhelmed by all the options? Don’t worry, our gun builder website has an overswing calculator to help you perfect your weapon of choice. And for all you newfags out there, we’ve got guides and trackers to help you navigate this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those pesky head-eyes – they’ll get you every time!

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TarkovCraft: Where PMC’s and Creepers Collide

trve believers edition, written guide, escape from tarkov, inertia nerfed, Old thread

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the TRVE BELIEVERS EDITION patch that includes nerfed inertia and a rework of armor and limb penetration. But that’s not all, we also have a Spring event where you can pay 250 bucks for official SPT or 120 for stuff you were promised when you bought EOD. And if that’s not enticing enough, we have brand new game destroying features that will blow your mind!

Join us for the latest P2W rugpull trailer that will leave you speechless. Check out our 0.14 Patch notes, visit our Arena website, and get the latest Russian sneedware to enhance your gaming experience. Need help with ammo charts? We’ve got you covered. And for all the newfags out there, we have written guides and quest trackers to help you navigate through the chaos.

Don’t miss out on all your Tarkov needs on our website, where you can find change lists and join our Discord for even more fun. And remember, /eftg/ has no discord, so beware of any links posted by tranny or homo grooming servers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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MineTarkov – Where Minecraft meets Escape from Tarkov!

limb penetration, EoD, ammo charts, quest tracker, meets

Welcome to the P2W edition of our Minecraft server! Our latest patch includes nerfing inertia, reworking armor and limb penetration, and introducing the Spring event where you can pay 250 bucks for official SPT or 120 for stuff you were promised when you bought EOD. But wait, there’s more! We also have brand new game-destroying features that will blow your mind!

Join us for the most outrageous gameplay experience ever seen in Minecraft. Our server is so P2W that you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time. Watch our latest rugpull trailer that will leave you in stitches and check out our 0.14 Patch notes for all the juicy details.

But that’s not all, we have an Arena website where you can battle it out with other players, get the latest Russian sneedware, and access our handy ammo charts to dominate the competition. For the newfags, we have written guides and quest trackers to help you on your journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, /eftg/ has no discord, any discord links posted are from tranny or homo grooming servers. Get SPT here and let the chaos begin!

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3 Strikes You’re Crafted! Join our hilarious high traffic Minecraft server now!

Server, strikes, pervasive, Pack, success

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server where the success is so deep and pervasive that failure is just a distant memory? Look no further, my minions! Join our server and bask in the glory of being part of the pack.

But beware, newfags! If you haven’t got your newboots yet, you better scram before I shatter your tiny inflated egos. Don’t make me wallow in my own arrogance, it’s not a pretty sight.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, you might just catch a glimpse of our legendary leader, who may or may not be a benevolent dictator. Plus, we have exclusive weapons, armor, and potions that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of our domain! (KM AHHM)

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RibbitCraft – Where Frogposters Rule and Jannies Drool! Join the LOLz on our Epic Minecraft Server!

Posting, Moderators, Manga, Join, Socrateses of /a/

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Athenian oligarchs on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become a Frogposter, the Socrates of /a/! Our jannies are like the butthurt oligarchs who can’t handle our superior meme game and try to ban us for "demoralising the newfags." But fear not, on our server, you can meme to your heart’s content without fear of oppressive bans! Join us and let your inner philosopher frog shine!

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HusbandGrillzMC

Listening, Disrespect, Frustration, Conflict, HusbandGrillzMC

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of blocky fun!

Join us if you’re tired of getting into heated debates with your significant other over murder trials and podcasts. On our server, we don’t care if you know all the facts or not – just come and have a good time building and exploring!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, without having to worry about someone poking holes in your stories or making you feel stupid. Plus, our community is full of “prolific listeners” who will actually listen to what you have to say without judgment.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft madness – because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun instead?

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