newfags – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Tipsy Pixel Palace 1.20

Bed.., black apes, deep blue sea, Drunk, erection, flat tire, Generals, goyslop, harsh rape, Incest, male genitals, newfags, old hags, Palace, PIXEL, satire, screen reflection, tipsy

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

Explore a world where newfags rule and old hags drool.

Witness the craziest incest parties happening in your virtual bed.

Get your daily dose of goyslop posted 24/7.

Join in on the fun with generals featuring male genitalia galore.

Experience erections in your screen reflection like never before.

Prepare yourself for harsh rape committed by black apes.

Indulge in satire as useful as a flat tire.

Come on down to the deep blue sea for a LOLzy adventure you’ll never forget!

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No more drama Minecraft server

Anons, bronies, Brony, Captcha, chuds, diapers, Discord, Drama, elite group, friend drama, gibberish, Minecraft, newfags, ponybro, retarded, Server, stupid, swag, trolling, troons, voice message

Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

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The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

ai, browse, Community, controversy, criticism, culture, DEI flops, Digital, Gaming, greenlight, internet, Leftards, magnum opus, Minecraft, mock, mocking, newfags, ONLINE, rightoids, Site, smp, trends, tyrone

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

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Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

ammo charts, arena website, change list, Discord, eftg, Escape, escape from tarkov, general, grooming servers., Gun Builder Website, Killa edition, Minecraft, newfags, offline single player, Overswing calculator, patch notes, quest tracker, russian sneedware, smp, spt, Tarkov, tarkov needs, written guide

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

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TarkovCraft – Minecraft Server

ammo charts, arena website, change list, Discord, Eft, escape from tarkov, Gun Builder, Head eyes, Minecraft, newfags, Overswing calculator, patch notes, quest tracker, Russian spyware, Server, spt, Tarkov community, Tarkov discussion, tarkov needs, Tarkov resources, Tarkov updates, TarkovCraft, written guide

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a raid in Escape from Tarkov? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break could be your last, just like getting head-eyes in Tarkov!

We’ve got patch notes longer than the line at the therapist’s office, so you know we’re always updating and improving the server. Plus, our Russian spyware is top-notch – just ask our resident hacker, Steve.

Need a break from building? Head over to our Arena website where you can battle it out with other players for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t worry about running out of ammo, our ammo charts will make sure you’re always locked and loaded.

Feeling overwhelmed by all the options? Don’t worry, our gun builder website has an overswing calculator to help you perfect your weapon of choice. And for all you newfags out there, we’ve got guides and trackers to help you navigate this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those pesky head-eyes – they’ll get you every time!

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TarkovCraft: Where PMC’s and Creepers Collide

0.14 patch notes, ammo charts, arena website, change list, collide, CREEPERS, Discord, EoD, escape from tarkov, game destroying features, inertia nerfed, limb penetration, new patch, newfags, official SPT, Old thread, P2W rugpull trailer, PMCs, quest tracker, rework of armor, russian sneedware, Spring event, spt, tarkov needs website, TarkovCraft, trve believers edition, written guide

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the TRVE BELIEVERS EDITION patch that includes nerfed inertia and a rework of armor and limb penetration. But that’s not all, we also have a Spring event where you can pay 250 bucks for official SPT or 120 for stuff you were promised when you bought EOD. And if that’s not enticing enough, we have brand new game destroying features that will blow your mind!

Join us for the latest P2W rugpull trailer that will leave you speechless. Check out our 0.14 Patch notes, visit our Arena website, and get the latest Russian sneedware to enhance your gaming experience. Need help with ammo charts? We’ve got you covered. And for all the newfags out there, we have written guides and quest trackers to help you navigate through the chaos.

Don’t miss out on all your Tarkov needs on our website, where you can find change lists and join our Discord for even more fun. And remember, /eftg/ has no discord, so beware of any links posted by tranny or homo grooming servers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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MineTarkov – Where Minecraft meets Escape from Tarkov!

ammo charts, arena website, armor penetration, change list, Discord, eftg, EoD, Escape, escape from tarkov, game destroying features, grooming servers., inertia nerfed, limb penetration, meets, Minecraft, MineTarkov, newfags, official SPT, p2w edition, P2W rugpull trailer, patch notes, quest tracker, russian sneedware, Spring event, spt, Tarkov, tarkov needs

Welcome to the P2W edition of our Minecraft server! Our latest patch includes nerfing inertia, reworking armor and limb penetration, and introducing the Spring event where you can pay 250 bucks for official SPT or 120 for stuff you were promised when you bought EOD. But wait, there’s more! We also have brand new game-destroying features that will blow your mind!

Join us for the most outrageous gameplay experience ever seen in Minecraft. Our server is so P2W that you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time. Watch our latest rugpull trailer that will leave you in stitches and check out our 0.14 Patch notes for all the juicy details.

But that’s not all, we have an Arena website where you can battle it out with other players, get the latest Russian sneedware, and access our handy ammo charts to dominate the competition. For the newfags, we have written guides and quest trackers to help you on your journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, /eftg/ has no discord, any discord links posted are from tranny or homo grooming servers. Get SPT here and let the chaos begin!

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3 Strikes You’re Crafted! Join our hilarious high traffic Minecraft server now!

arrogance, check my ego, crafted, deep, Domain, Failures, Heart, HIGH, hilarious, hurt feelings, IMPALES, improbabilities, inflated egos, Join, KM AHHM, Minecraft, Minions, newboots, newfags, Pack, pervasive, Server, strikes, success, Tears, traffic, Youre

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server where the success is so deep and pervasive that failure is just a distant memory? Look no further, my minions! Join our server and bask in the glory of being part of the pack.

But beware, newfags! If you haven’t got your newboots yet, you better scram before I shatter your tiny inflated egos. Don’t make me wallow in my own arrogance, it’s not a pretty sight.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, you might just catch a glimpse of our legendary leader, who may or may not be a benevolent dictator. Plus, we have exclusive weapons, armor, and potions that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of our domain! (KM AHHM)

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RibbitCraft – Where Frogposters Rule and Jannies Drool! Join the LOLz on our Epic Minecraft Server!

Anime, Ban, butthurt Athenian oligarchs, Censorship, Community, debate, demoralising, Drool, Epic, Forums, Frogposters, internet culture, jannies, Join, lolz, Manga, meme, Minecraft, Moderators, newfags, ONLINE, philosophy, Posting, RibbitCraft, rule, Server, Socrateses of /a/, trolling

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Athenian oligarchs on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become a Frogposter, the Socrates of /a/! Our jannies are like the butthurt oligarchs who can’t handle our superior meme game and try to ban us for "demoralising the newfags." But fear not, on our server, you can meme to your heart’s content without fear of oppressive bans! Join us and let your inner philosopher frog shine!

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Hair Wars: Date or Hate?

attractiveness, beauty standards, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, cultural norms, DATING, Grooming, hair, Insecurities, partner, personal care, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self esteem, social expectations, societal pressures, Standards, Women

Are you tired of competing with your date’s luscious locks? Leave those hair envy issues behind and join our Minecraft server where everyone is bald! That’s right, no more worrying about whose hair looks better because we’re all rocking that shiny cue ball look. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft is single and ready to mingle. Who needs hair when you’ve got diamonds, am I right? Join us and let your inner bald beauty shine!

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The Cows Nest

admins, Adventure, Biomes, building, camaraderie, CELEBRATIONS, Community, creativity, Economy, Events, friendship, Gaming, Inclusivity, landscapes, Marketplaces, MCMMO, Moderators, Quests, Support, Survival, Tournaments, Treasures, Vanilla, worlds

Welcome to The Cows’ Nest – a vibrant and welcoming community where players of all ages and backgrounds come together to experience the ultimate gaming adventure!

Dive into our brand new server, where the spirit of camaraderie and fun thrives in every corner. Whether you’re a seasoned gamer or just starting your journey, there’s a place for you among our friendly herd.

Explore Our Lush Pastures: Embark on epic quests, discover hidden treasures, and traverse sprawling landscapes teeming with excitement. With a diverse range of biomes and worlds to explore, there’s always a new adventure waiting just around the corner.

Build Your Dream Homestead: Unleash your creativity and design the homestead of your dreams amidst our picturesque landscapes. Whether you’re constructing towering castles, cozy cottages, or bustling marketplaces, the possibilities are endless.

Join Exciting Community Events: From festive celebrations to thrilling tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on The Cows’ Nest. Join in the fun and forge unforgettable memories with fellow players in our lively community events.

Forge Lasting Friendships: Connect with like-minded gamers from around the globe and forge lasting friendships that transcend virtual boundaries. Whether you’re teaming up for epic quests or simply enjoying casual banter, our community is built on mutual respect, inclusivity, and camaraderie.

Experience Dedicated Staff Support: Our team of experienced admins and moderators are dedicated to ensuring a safe, enjoyable, and fair gaming environment for all. Have questions, concerns, or need assistance? Don’t hesitate to reach out – we’re here to help!

Join us at The Cows’ Nest and embark on an unforgettable gaming journey filled with adventure, camaraderie, and endless possibilities. Your next great adventure awaits – come join the herd today!

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DarkNovaNetwork

Adventures, Challenges, Community, DarkNovaNetwork, DarkNovaTeam, Empire, Events, Friends, grand opening, Minecraft, Prison, Prison world, PvP battles, Resources, Server, Skyblock, Unforgettable adventure, wealth, Welcome pack

Grand opening! New Minecraft Server! It is with great pleasure that we announce the opening of our brand new Minecraft server! Get ready for an epic experience that will take you into a world of unprecedented adventures! Opening Date: April 25, 2024 IP Address: mc.darknova.it Server Features: Explore the Prison world Face incredible challenges and fight! Accumulate wealth and build your empire! Participate in epic events and breathtaking PvP battles! Join a welcoming and collaborative community! To celebrate the opening, all players who join on launch day will receive an exclusive welcome pack! Invite your friends, prepare your resources and prepare for an unforgettable adventure on DarkNova Network We can’t wait to welcome you to our world! #DarkNovaNetwork #DarkNovaTeam

mc.darknova.it

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Stormy – Minecraft server for playing with friends

banner, BUILD, Cities, develop, Economy, Friends, image, improve, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, multiplayer, no privates, no signature, Playing, Server, Stormy, Survival

Survival. No privates, no signature. Build cities, improve the economy, develop, make friends. Everything for you 🙂

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ExtraLifeMC

battlepass, Custom Items, economics, Economy, Events, ExtraLifeMC, gamemode, Minecraft, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Teams, Terrain, Towny, user-friendly

ExtraLife Minecraft is our Minecraft Network that currently offers a Survival gamemode! Survival is a passive, building-focused, gamemode that prioritizes economics and extravagant builds, but does offer a PvP aspect. It is loaded with features and has been in development for a few months. Some of the key components are an in-game battlepass, custom items, and a very user-friendly experience!

You can create your own teams to divide and conquer our all-new organically generated terrain! Unlock sweet rewards from our battlepass by completing a large variety of quests, daily and weekly. We offer frequent in-game events to earn even more rewards! We are always adding more and are open to all suggestions. We cannot wait to see you in-game and share this experience with you!

mc.extralife.gg

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Welcome to Truelanders, where survival is real and realms are…well, also real, I guess, but survival is definitely the priority.

Android, are…well, automatic farms, Bases, bedrock, building, Community, Cooperative, District, Farming, guess, Ios, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nintendo, PC, Players, priority, ps4, real, Realm, Realms, shopping, smp, Survival, Truelanders, useful shops

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
In this realm we will build a shopping district, farms, and bases. Players are expected to actively participate in building automatic farms, creating useful shops, and not engaging in bullying, harassment, or griefing.
Platform
Bedrock only server (PS4/5, Nintendo, iOS, Android, PC with Bedrock installed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How many players can join the realm?	Up to 10 players can join.
What are the main activities in the realm?	Building a shopping district, farms, and bases. Creating automatic farms and useful shops.
What is the expected level of activity from players?	Players are expected to play at least once a day.
What are the rules regarding behavior?	No bullying, harassment, or griefing of other players’ builds, farms, or shops.
Can players join from any platform?	Players must have Bedrock installed on their platform (PS4/5, Nintendo, iOS, Android, PC).

Elon’s Doomscrolling Craft

ANCESTORS, ancient wisdom, Awareness, Craft, current events, doomscrolling, elon musk, Elons, hidden things, Jesus, knowledge, mindfulness, old things, Politics, PRESENCE, Silence, social media, spirituality, Teachings, Technology, wink and nod, wisdom

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the secrets of the universe are waiting to be discovered! Join us and uncover hidden treasures, ancient artifacts, and maybe even a few lost civilizations. Legend has it that our server is so epic, even Jesus himself would log on to play. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the mysteries of the blocky world. Who knows what wonders you’ll find? Just remember to always give a wink and a nod, because you never know who might be watching.

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Crafty Cafe: Where Minecraft and Coffee Collide for Epic Socialization!

atmosphere, cafe, Cafés, CHANGE, coffee, collide, Community, Conversation, Crafty, culture, Dead, Epic, Experience, Friends, Gathering, Hangout, Interaction, Millennials, Minecraft, MODERN, Nostalgia, novel, socialisation, socialization, Technology, Traditional, trends

Are cafes even dead yet as a place for novel socialization? Pshh, who needs cafes when you can join our Minecraft server and socialize with pixelated pigs and blocky villagers! Our server is the hottest spot for all the cool kids in town, where you can build your own cafe and serve virtual lattes to your friends. But watch out, because sometimes the creepers like to come in and order TNT instead of tea!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy parties, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft barista. Who needs a real cafe when you can have a virtual one that’s always open and never runs out of coffee beans? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to brew up some fun on our server!

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Blocky Nightmares

BIZARRE, chilling, Community, controversial, creepy, dark side, Disturbing, explicit content, eye-opening, graphic content, HORRIFYING, internet, NSFW, ONLINE, reddit, Shocking.., social media, Traumatic, unnerving, unsettling

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pig races, chicken dance-offs, and secret underground bases where we store all the stolen melons from the neighboring village.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for an adventure so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

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instantmc.de

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to InstantMC.de, the ultimate Minecraft server you’ve been looking for! We are the epitome of creativity, adventure and community and offer an unparalleled gaming experience for anyone who loves the world of Minecraft. Our Freebuild mode is the beating heart of InstantMC.de. Here you can build your own towns and villages, from humble beginnings to impressive metropolises. Thanks to an extensive economic system, you can trade with other players to obtain resources and show off your skills as an architect. But that’s not all – our Freebuild is packed with exciting features that will inspire your creativity. From special events and challenges to unique rewards – there is always something new to discover here. For those who want to realize their dreams without restrictions, we also offer a freebuild mode. Here you can create and design your own worlds, according to your own taste. Thanks to our innovative chunk claiming system, you can protect your areas and keep your buildings safe from unwanted guests. Whether you build alone or work together with friends, there are no limits to your imagination on InstantMC.de. But InstantMC.de is more than just a server – it’s a vibrant community waiting to welcome you. Our friendly and dedicated team is ready to help you and make sure your gaming experience runs smoothly. Join our Discord community, join guilds and build long-lasting relationships with like-minded people. You should stop by immediately and give it your all 😀 So what are you waiting for? Immerse yourself in the fascinating world of InstantMC.de and experience Minecraft in a completely new way. Here you can make your dreams come true and become part of one of the most sought-after and popular Minecraft communities. Prepare to get lost and discover yourself, because the adventure of a lifetime is waiting for you on InstantMC.de!

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