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GabeCraft: Where Gabe Newell and Phillip Sabes team up for some epic Minecraft fun! Join us now for a wild ride of blocks and laughs!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchantments Applied:	92	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5068	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Buildings Constructed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Okay listen up, you gotta join our Minecraft server because we have a team of highly trained starfish running the show. These starfish are like the Avengers of the ocean, except they build epic castles and mine for diamonds like pros.

And get this, on our server, we have a strict no thoughtcrimes policy against steam. That’s right, if you even think about going against steam, our starfish squad will come for you. They’ll trap you in a never-ending maze made entirely out of coral and seaweed.

So if you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us and be prepared for the wildest underwater adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyFate Minecraft Server

30 Million Downloads Celebration Campaign, alter ego, Append Skill Swap, Archer Tutankhamun, asterios, Avenger, BlockyFate, Britomart, Clear Support Campaign, Demon King Nobunaga, Event, fate grand order, foreigner, Lostbelt No.6, Mandricardo, Minecraft, Mystery House Crafters, Server, Stormpods, summon, Super Bunyan, utility links, van Gogh

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3316	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	3451	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Mystery House Crafters are waiting for you to join their epic adventures!

Clear Lostbelt 5 Olympus to unlock a whole new world of craziness, where you’ll be rewarded with 3 Golden Apples and 18 Silver Apples just for logging in. And don’t forget about our welfare servant, 4*Lancer Van Gogh (Miner), who will mine her way into your heart with double the EXP when strengthening.

But that’s not all – our scenario writer, amphibian, has cooked up some insane quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Plus, we’ve got summon events that will make your head spin, with limited edition characters like 5Alter Ego Super Bunyan and 5Foreigner Van Gogh up for grabs.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Lostbelt No.6 Clear Support Campaign and show those mobs who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crazy Dick Minecraft SMP

advice column, controversial choices, controversial relationships, crazy, dating advice, dating dilemmas, dating risks, dick, impulsive behavior, impulsive decisions, mental health, Minecraft, questionable choices, questionable decisions, relationships, risky behavior, risky decisions, risky encounters, risky sex, sexual behavior, sexual partners, smp, unconventional relationships

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimension Hops:	10

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP server out there? Join us for a rollercoaster of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your sanity (and your life choices)!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.

So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Ants R Us Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, Animal Behavior, Animals, anting, ants, bird behavior, Birds, birdwatchers, ecology, entomology, foraging behavior, insect behavior, interspecies interaction, Minecraft, Mutualism, natural history, Nature, ornithology, Server, symbiotic relationship, wildlife

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild, even the ants are getting in on the action! That’s right, we have a whole colony of ants that have taken over and they’re ready to party!

Join us for epic ant battles where you can ride on the backs of giant ants and conquer the land! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the ants like to break it down and show off their sick dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen an ant doing the worm!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our ant-tastic Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ant queen – she’s a real diva and she doesn’t like to be disturbed during her beauty sleep.

Left or Right Minecraft SMP

Choices, CONSERVATIVE, Decision making, extremism, Ideology, left, liberal, Minecraft, moderate, polarization, political alignment, political beliefs, Political debate, political ideology, political leanings, political orientation, political parties, political philosophy, political spectrum, political views, right, smp

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t even know what the word “rules” means!

Join us for a wild ride where left is right and right is left – literally! Our world is filled with crazy twists and turns that will have you questioning your sense of direction at every corner.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in diamonds. Want to be a part of their exclusive club? Better start mining!

Oh, and did we mention the giant pink fluffy unicorns that roam the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go? Yeah, they’re real. And they’re fabulous.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, building, Challenging, Community, Creative, female, Friendly, Fun, girl gamers, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Server, supportive, Survival, Surviving, Unique

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Items Found:	4305	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mzhf.vanilla-box.ru

Tappei’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anime, BLOCK, child, Emilia, Emilia x Subaru, fan theories, Fandom, FANTASY, Future, holding up, interview, light novel, Minecraft, Otaku, parenting, Party, relationships, Remfags, ReZero, Server, speculation, subaru, Tappei, Tappei Nagatsuki, Tappeis

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you a Remfag feeling down because Tappei said Emilia and Subaru will have a child together? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own alternate universe where Rem and Subaru run away together and start a llama farm! Join now for a chance to see Rem riding a llama into battle against the evil Emilia and her baby daddy Subaru. It’s a wild ride filled with drama, llamas, and plenty of surprises. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

French Please SMP Thank You

Alfred Clouët, Asian cuisine, Asian culinary products, caramelized soy sauce, Cooking, culinary adaptation, culinary fusion, culinary history, culinary innovation, export company, France, French, French conversation technology, french cuisine, French genius, French Indochina, Frenchified, smp, Southeast Asia, staple food, Sweden, united states of america

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26

Join our Minecraft SMP for a culinary adventure like no other! We have imported French conversation technology to enhance our Asian products, creating a fusion of flavors that will blow your mind. Ever tried caramelized soy sauce? You can thank Alfred Clouët for that genius idea. Our server is a melting pot of cuisines from around the world, all Frenchified and ready to be enjoyed by players from all corners of the globe. So come join us and taste the magic of our unique culinary creations – you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes, from building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have special events like “Taco Tuesdays” where all the mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Disco Fridays” where the entire server turns into a giant dance party. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

Laplus Should Graduate Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, achievement, aspirations, career, Dedication, Degree, determination, Diploma, dream, education, Future, goals, graduate, Graduation, hard work, inspiration, laplus, Minecraft, motivation, School, smp, success

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Animals Bred:	37
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us if you want to witness Laplus, a pig in a graduation cap, finally receive his diploma after years of hard work in pig school.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry with an iron wing. Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to receive a golden egg from his royal highness.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

AccentCraft Minecraft Server

accent appreciation, accent discrimination, accent perception, accent stereotypes, accent training, AccentCraft, Accents, accents in media, Communication, culture, Dialects, Diversity, foreign languages, international accents, Language, language barriers, linguistics, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, pronunciation, Regional accents, Server, speech patterns.

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Items Found:	7186
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a melting pot of accents from all over the world. Want to hear a British creeper say “Cheerio, old chap” before blowing up your house? Or how about a French pig squealing “Oui oui” as you try to wrangle it into a pen? Join our server for a truly international Minecraft experience!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped Minecraft gods. Legend has it that if you build a shrine to the gods and sacrifice a stack of diamonds, they will bless you with unlimited diamonds for eternity. Sounds crazy, right? But hey, it’s worth a shot!

So come on down to our server and experience the accents, the legends, and the sheer madness that awaits you. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in Minecraft history…or get blown up by a British creeper. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!