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Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2837	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Potions Brewed:	176

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchantments Applied:	255	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Emeralds Found:	9416
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Farms Harvested:	453
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Votes:	9690	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

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Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	5937
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Farms Harvested:	851
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	3040	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.