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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5825 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
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