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TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Towns Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	185	Buildings Constructed:	40
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mines Excavated:	1435	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Star Shards Collected:	217	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	200204	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun