APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!
SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!
once upon a time, there was a creeper who wanted to be a unicorn. so he joined this server and BAM, he was a sparkly unicorn with explosive powers. everyone was like, “woah, that’s one cool creeper!” and they all lived happily ever after, blowing up stuff and spreading rainbows everywhere.
but wait, there’s more! on this server, pigs can fly and chickens can do the cha-cha. u can ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely of cake. the possibilities are endless, my friend.
oh, and did i mention that every time u mine a diamond, a kitten gets its wings? true story. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some magic happen in this wacky world of wonder!
