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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 5388 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Enchantments Applied: | 87 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. We have events like the Co-op Blacksmith where you team up with a villager to forge the most ridiculous weapons you can imagine. And don’t even get me started on our Evangelion Collab event – you’ll be fighting off giant robots with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream!
But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Zwei, who is basically a dog that can build a castle in 5 minutes flat. And our costume passes are out of this world – have you ever seen a zombie pigman in a tuxedo? Well, you will on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when the cows start breakdancing, you know you’re in the right place. See you in the game!