BritBlockBanter

amusing, BritBlockBanter, British, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British language, british slang, Clever, comedy, culture, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous expression, Language, phrase, Slang, Witty, Word

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a jolly good time filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery.

Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!

Welcome to The Rat Tavern: Where the mods are as wild as the rats!

Class Systems, Craft to Exiles 2, Create, Discord link, Dungeons, Factions, Griefing, hang out, Ip:, Lite RPG, mine Colonies, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Mods, More Realms, PvP, rat, Rats, Roleplaying, TAVERN, team-up, Version 1.20.1, Wild

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to The Rat Tavern – Craft to Exiles 2

The Rat Tavern is a Craft to Exiles 2 Minecraft server where players can team up, create factions, and hang out! PvP is allowed, but griefing is not. The server runs on version 1.20.1 with lite roleplaying. Find out more by joining The Rat Tavern’s Discord.

PvP is Allowed!
Lite RPG Encouraged
No Griefing!
Class Systems
More Realms
Mine colonies, Create, dungeons, and more!

IP	therattavern.g-portal.rocks
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/therattavern-modpak
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/therattavern

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed.
Are players encouraged to engage in lite roleplaying?	Yes, lite roleplaying is encouraged.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on version 1.20.1.
How can I find out more about the server?	Join The Rat Tavern’s Discord for more information.

Timmie’s Epic Minecraft Server

Breakfast, Caffeine, canadian cuisine, Canadian culture, canadian restaurants, coffee, donuts, Double-Double, drive thru, Epic, fast food, Minecraft, morning routine, Server, Tim Hortons, tim hortons breakfast, Tim Hortons coffee, tim hortons donuts, tim hortons drive-thru, tim hortons menu, tim hortons timbits, timbits, Timmies

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the skeletons know how to break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion shop run by a talking llama who claims to be a wizard in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman who just wants to be your BFF.

So why are timmies like that fr fr? Because they haven’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for themselves! Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our pixelated paradise!

SMP: NeverSteamAgain

$76 wasted, Boycott, denied refund, dumbed down, Gaming Community, lesson learned, memoryholed, moviegame, Never falling for Steam, NeverSteamAgain, no licenses, refund denied, regret, shilled to death, smp, Spyware, Steam-free life, uninstalling, V, wasted money, Woke, worse than Skyrim

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Animals Bred:	200	Ores Mined:	2949
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	124
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring, woke moviegames that cost a fortune and disappoint you within the first 10 hours? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any spyware or expensive licenses. Plus, we promise not to memoryhole your experience into oblivion like those other games. Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Who needs Steam when you have our awesome server to play on? Join now and say goodbye to boring games forever!

MomKicked Minecraft Server

Boundaries, caregiver stress, communication breakdown, Decision making, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family responsibilities, Family Support, Frustration, intergenerational issues, living arrangements, mental health, Minecraft, MomKicked, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, privacy invasion, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	8168	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension Hops:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is so wild and wacky, even your retired Army veteran mother who got caught napping in the bathroom at work would feel right at home. And don’t worry, she won’t be snooping on your emails or eating your dinner here – unless you count virtual chicken leg quarters as a delicacy!

Join us now and let the chaos of real life melt away as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with instead? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind!

TeacherTrollzMC

autism, Backlash, bullying, classroom favoritism, condescension, controversy, criticism, education, former teacher, Honesty, IEP, LinkedIn, mental health, ONLINE, public humiliation, school district, social media, special needs, Teacher, TeacherTrollzMC, Truth

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with bullies in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting bullied is creepers by your diamond sword! Our community is filled with supportive players who will never mock the way you run or flap your arms (unless it’s a victory dance after defeating the Ender Dragon).

Our server is perfect for those who struggled in math like our friend here, because we believe in celebrating all players, not just the A-students. No more condescending tones or favoritism, everyone gets a chance to shine in our virtual world. Plus, we don’t do binder checks, we only check to make sure your inventory is organized for epic adventures.

And if you ever come across a teacher like Ms. Newly-Divorced-‘N-lookinglikesh*te, you can unleash your truth bombs in the chat without worrying about international humiliation. So join us today and leave the real-life bullies behind, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing disturbed is the Enderman trying to steal your blocks!

GrumpyGhost Minecraft SMP

Celebrity, controversial, criticism, current, dead celebrity, FAMOUS, fan base, Fandom, Followers, GrumpyGhost, hate, Icon, Idol, influence, Legacy, Minecraft, opinion, Persona, posthumous, public image, reputation, smp, social media

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Alien Abductions:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	103
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see Steve Irwin come back to life and wrestle creepers instead of crocodiles! Our server is so wild, even the ghost of Elvis Presley would be shaking his hips in disgust at the crazy fan base we’ve got going on. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine with the undead on our server – it’s a party that even Michael Jackson would moonwalk away from!

BandOrBustMC

artist appreciation, artist dedication, artist devotion, artist loyalty, band commitment, BandOrBustMC, eternal listening, favorite artist, favorite band, lifelong fan, lifelong listening, long term favorite, long term listening, Music, music lover, music obsession, music passion, music preferences, musical dedication, musical devotion, musical taste

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1912	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

If you could only listen to one band or artist for the rest of your life, it better be the sound of our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was built on a magical block of cheese that grants players unlimited creativity and power. Not to mention, our resident parrot DJ spins the sickest beats while you mine for diamonds. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a pet llama that can breakdance on command. So why settle for just one band or artist when you can have the whole Minecraft symphony at your fingertips? Join us now and let the music of blocky legends serenade your ears for eternity!

CyberChechCraft: Musk’s Russian Adventure

Adventure, armored vehicle, attention-grabbing, Automotive Industry, Chechen warlord, controversial collaboration, CyberChechCraft, cybertruck, futuristic design, high-profile guest, innovation, international relations, Invitation, machine-gun mounted, military vehicle, Musk, Musks, russia, Russian, social media, Technology, unconventional invitation, unexpected partnership, viral video

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5321
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

so like, this server is run by a chechen warlord who is bffs with musk. they like, invited him to russia after he was caught driving a cybertruck with a machine gun on it. like, who does that? only on this server can you find such wild and crazy adventures. join now for a chance to ride in a cybertruck with a machine gun and maybe even meet musk in person. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafttomuck S3: The Modded Mess – Where creations thrive and players survive – RIP Deceased Craft, no kids allowed!

#addons, +18, Allowed, application, build focused, chaotic blast, Community, Craft, Crafttomuck, create mod, creations, deceased, deceased craft, Fast-paced, Gaming, ISLAND, Kids, Mess, Minecraft, Modded, Players, PvP, RIP, rules, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, SURVIVE, Thrive, Whitelist, zombie

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	141
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Crafttomuck Season 3 To The Stars!

Overview

Hello fellow crafting and mining enthusiasts! We are a Create mod focused SMP with various addons and mods. Currently on Season 3 – To The Stars!

Survival SMP

This server is build-focused with a friendly community. We have a shopping and gaming district for players to enjoy.

Creative

This server uses the same modpack as the Survival SMP, intended for testing machines and building in creative mode.

Deceased Craft PvPvE

A new addition to our servers, a PVP zombie survival pack launched recently. Fast-paced and chaotic gameplay.

Links

Crafttomuck Website

World Map

Closing Statements

We take our community seriously and encourage effort in applications. Read the rules and join us for some crafting and mining fun!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can apply on our website at https://www.crafttomuck.com and join our Discord community.
What modpack do you use?	We use the Create mod focused SMP with various addons and mods. You can find the modpack on Curseforge under “Crafttomuck”.
Are there any rules for the servers?	Each server has its own set of rules, which can be found on our Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them.
Is there any lag on the servers?	We have a dedicated server that runs smoothly with minimal lag. If any issues arise, we address them promptly.

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