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Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

Apple, AVIF, censored, Censorship, controversy, data, Digital Media, discussion, file formats, Forums, G.., image compression, INFORMATION, internet, JPEG XL, Minecraft, online censorship, online communities, privacy, smp, spammers, Technology

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	261	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server

accusations, blended family, bullying, Craft, Cruelty, custody, Divorce, family, Food, Grandmas, Grandparents, Honest, Inheritance, life changing, lying.., Minecraft, money troubles, proof, refusal, Remarried, Server, Siblings, strict instructions, Support

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5593	Zombie Dances:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Star Shards Collected:	279	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!

Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!

DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

accommodations, aita, Behavior, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, disability, DisabilityDishDuty, discipline, education, emotional response, Excuses, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, parenting, raising voice, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, self esteem, self worth, Server, special needs, Support

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Items Found:	5140	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Gods Slained:	0

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	5477
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
New Chunks Explored:	472206	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Farms Harvested:	765
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Votes:	3114	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!