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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 693 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 568 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Enchantments Applied: | 157 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!