new minion – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NightlyClean Minecraft Server

bedtime routine, clean office setting, cleanliness standards, Communication Issues, controlling spouse, dirty articles of clothing, Disgusting, hygiene habits, marital disputes, Minecraft, morning routine, NightlyClean, nighttime routine, personal boundaries, personal grooming, relationship conflict, Server, shower at night, shower in the morning, spousal expectations, Unattractive, Wife demands

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of nighttime showers? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tyranny of bedtime cleanliness rules imposed by your significant other. Our server is a safe haven for all those who dare to defy the shower-at-night norm. Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are experts at giving hygiene advice. So come on, join us and let’s wash away the drama together!

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UncleLaptopNoPay

20 year old, Apologize.., Apple product, Budget, Country, English, family, keyboard layout, Language, laptop, local stores., macbook, misunderstanding, operating system, RAM, Requirements, tech-savvy, uncle, UncleLaptopNoPay, Upset, WOMAN

Are you tired of well-meaning but clueless family members trying to hook you up with the wrong tech? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to send you a MacBook when you asked for a laptop with 32GB of RAM. Plus, our server is so advanced, it can run Minecraft on a potato (literally, we have a potato-powered server).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable tech advice. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like a laptop with 128GB of RAM and a built-in popcorn dispenser. Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

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AnimalLoverMC SMP

animal advocacy, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal companionship, animal conservation, animal cruelty, Animal emotions, Animal intelligence, animal love, Animal protection, animal psychology, animal rescue, animal rights, animal rights activism, animal testing, animal therapy, animal welfare, AnimalLoverMC, Animals, Pets, smp, wildlife

Do you love animals more than diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret underground zoo where you can tame and ride all sorts of crazy creatures like flying pigs and explosive chickens! Join us and show off your animal whispering skills to become the ultimate zookeeper of the server!

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LingoLunacyCraft

bizarre conversations, Communication, cross-cultural experiences, cultural exchange, foreign languages, funny stories, global connections, international encounters, interpreting, Language, language barriers, language skills, LingoLunacyCraft, linguistic abilities, Multilingual, surprising revelations, translation, Understanding, unexpected conversations, unique experiences, Wild

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle of craziness and fun! Join us and you might just stumble upon a group of villagers having a dance party, or witness a pack of creepers performing a synchronized explosion routine.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can decipher the ancient language of the Endermen, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine riding a unicorn through a rainbow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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TyphoonCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military presence, Minecraft, missile defense, Philippines, regional stability, SECURITY, seethes, Server, South China Sea, strategic interests, Tension, territorial dispute, Typhon missile system, TyphoonCraft

Yo, this server is like a missile system in the Philippines, but instead of causing international tension, it’s just causing chaos and fun! Join us and watch China seethe with jealousy as we blow up blocks and build crazy structures. We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the Fourth of July, so come on and join the party! Plus, we’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure and mystery. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the madness!

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BlockBlasters: 140 Rockets Edition

aggression, airstrikes, Attacks, BlockBlasters, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Edition, hezbollah, Hits, international relations, israeli-palestinian conflict, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missiles, northern Israel, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb! Literally, because we have Hezbollah hitting northern Israel with 140 rockets every hour on the hour.

But don’t worry, our PvP arena is still open for business! Fight your way through the chaos and claim victory over your enemies. Plus, our survival world is filled with hidden treasures and secret bases just waiting to be discovered.

Join now for a truly explosive gaming experience! Just watch out for those TNT traps, they’re a real blast!

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Stairway to Germ-Free Fun

Accidents, anxiety, Avoiding, Caution, cleanliness, falling down stairs, fear, Fun, GermFree, germophobes, germs, handrails, hazards, health, hygiene, phobias, Prevention, Protection, Risk, Safety, stair hand rails, Stairs, STAIRWAY

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own staircases without any handrails cuz we know u a germaphobe and dont wanna touch dat nasty stuff! but be warned, u might fall down and break ur blocky legs cuz u too busy avoiding germs. but hey, at least u wont get sick, right? come join us and live life on the edge, literally!

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Eye Movement Brain Games

attentional control, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain region, brain research, categorization, cognitive functions, cognitive neuroscience, Decision making, Eye, eye movements, games, graph paper, higher cognitive functions, motor control, movement, neural processing, neurobiology, neuroscience, sensory integration, spatial problems, The superior colliculus, visual processing

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where ur brain will be like a super colliculus on steroids! Our server will make u think so hard ur eyes will pop out like a cartoon character! We got so many crazy challenges and puzzles that will make ur brain explode with excitement! It’s like ur playing Minecraft on a whole new level, like ur a genius or something! So come join now and test ur brain power, if u dare!

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❤️ PlayMine ❤️ 1.12 – 1.20 PvP, Mini-Games 😈😈😈 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, AutoDonat, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Entertainment, Forbidden, God’s things, Good admins, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Jobs, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, playmine, PvP, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survivals, TNT Run, VK GROUP, weapons, Weddings

IP: mc.playmine.org

VK group: vk.com/playmine_mc

AutoDonat: www.playmine.ru

Hello, dear friend! PlayMine is a sea of entertainment, you will definitely not get bored on it!

Here you will find:

[+] 2 Survivals, which have: Clans, weddings, beautiful spawn, forbidden, god’s things, weapons, jobs and much more interesting things!

[+] BedWars

[+] SkyWars

[+] MurderMystery

[+] SkyPvP

[+] Good admins

Have a good game!

m1.playmine.org

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Pro Korean Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, Blizzard, Blizzard Entertainment, Competitive Gaming, esports, Gaming, gaming champions, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, gaming performance, Gaming Skills, gaming strategy, gaming tournaments, Korean, korean gamer, Minecraft, online gaming, PRO, pro gamer, professional gaming, professional player, Server, south korea, video games

Are you tired of being called a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to show off your skills and be recognized as a pro Korean gamer by Blizzard themselves? Then look no further, because our server is where it’s at!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with other players who think they’re the best, only to be humbled by your superior gaming abilities. Blizzard even thinks you look like a pro Korean gamer when you’re playing on our server – now that’s some serious street cred!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you’re not just a noob, you’re a pro Korean gamer in the making!

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