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VodkaCraft: This is Not Russia

cold war, culture, eastern europe, European country, History, Kremlin, landmarks, Moscow, Red Square, russia, Russian cuisine, russian federation, Russian language, SightSeeing, soviet union, st petersburg, tourism, trans-siberian railway, travel, VodkaCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve recreated Russia in all its glory! Join us for a wild adventure filled with bears riding unicycles, vodka flowing like water, and babushkas serving up delicious blini to all our players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground potato farm run by a group of mischievous gopniks. Rumor has it they’ve even trained a pack of minecraft wolves to do their bidding.

If you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Join us today and see what adventures await in this wacky, wild version of Russia!

Crafting Chaos: Where Valorant Players Get Lost in Blocks

blocks, Chaos, Communication, confusion, Crafting, First Person Shooter, friend request, Gaming Community, girl on team, Lost, multiplayer, nice voice, online friends, online gaming, Players, playing valorant, post-game interaction, randoms, Social Interaction, team dynamics, unexpected compliment, VALORANT, virtual connections, voice chat

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of playing Valorant with randoms and not getting any compliments on your voice? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, every player will be required to compliment your voice before the game even starts!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of friendly llamas appear out of nowhere and start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and enchanted gear. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard the Ender Dragon drop sick beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. And who knows, you might even find your soulmate who will send you a friend request just because they think you have a nice voice.

Crafty Conspiracy: Airplanes Are Fake

AIRPLANES, airports, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Crafty, Deception, Earth-trains, Fake, government cover-up, hidden agenda., illusions, Lies, Monsters, Reality, Rollercoaster, Secrets, Secrets Revealed, SKY, Technology, Transportation, Truth, TV screens, underground tunnels

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9673	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where airplanes aren’t real! We’ve uncovered the truth behind this massive conspiracy. The windows on airplanes? Just TV screens. The planes themselves? They actually move on underground tracks like a giant rollercoaster! And airports? They’re just train stations in disguise.

But why all the deception, you ask? Well, it turns out the sky is full of monsters that the government doesn’t want us to know about. Those planes flying around? They’re actually the monsters themselves! The government created the Earth-trains to trick us into thinking they’re just harmless airplanes.

Join our server and explore this wild conspiracy for yourself! Who knows what other secrets we’ll uncover in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBag – Blue Archive Banter #5181

4koma, Archive, Banners, banter, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, CraftyBag, Events, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, jp, JST, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, News, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, UTC

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and memes galore!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant creeper that shoots diamonds instead of exploding? Or maybe you’ll be enticed by the rumor that there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the entire Minecraft world within our server. And rumor has it that if you find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of those wishes is for more redstone!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

CraftyTate’s LOLz Server

Alpha, behavior change, Community, CraftyTates, empowerment, inspiration, leadership, lolz, Masculinity, Men, Mentorship, Muslim, personal growth, Role Model, role model influence, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, Server, Support, Tate Gen numbers, tategen, transformation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Animals Bred:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Well, look no further because Tate Gen numbers 2 is the place to be!

Join us and become part of a community where alphas rule the land. Our role model, Tate, will show you how to be a true man. In fact, thanks to Tate, one player even became a Muslim and stopped touching their penis! That’s the kind of influence you can expect on this server.

But that’s not all! On Tate Gen numbers 2, you’ll encounter insane adventures, crazy challenges, and mind-blowing builds. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players?

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to leave your penis-touching habits at the door.

Blue Vortex Boruto’s Minecraft Madness

abuser, Anime, Be Sakura, Blue, Boruto, Borutos, Character development, crush on Sasuke, fan reactions, forgiveness, Hack, kill, kishimoto, madness, Manga, Marries Sasuke, Minecraft, Naruto, questionable decisions, Redemption, relationships, Terrorism, Two Blue Vortex, vortex

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can BE SAKURA! That’s right, you can live out all your ninja dreams and even have a crush on Sasuke. But watch out, because on this server, Sasuke might just leave the village, commit terrorism, and try to kill you! But don’t worry, he’ll say sorry afterwards.

And if that’s not enough drama for you, how about marrying Sasuke in the end, only for him to leave you again for several years? Wtf, right? Why would Sakura marry her abuser? Well, on this server, anything can happen!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with ninja battles, love triangles, and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage!

Crafty /b/ Builders

4chan, Anonymity, Builders, controversial, Crafty, digital communication, discussion, forum, humor, intelligence, internet culture, internet forum, internet humor, internet users, memes, online behavior, Online Community, sarcasm, Smart, social media, Technology, trolling

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	1877	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	8490	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because on our server, /b/, we take things to a whole new level of craziness!

Join us and test your wits in our mind-bending puzzles that will leave you scratching your head for days. Rumor has it that only the most intelligent players can solve them, so are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can dance the night away surrounded by sparkling diamonds and groovy tunes. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you don’t want to miss out!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not venture into the Dragon’s Den, where a fierce dragon guards a treasure trove of riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be able to defeat the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /b/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AngloWarriorz Minecraft Server: Where Men and Mobs Battle it Out!

anglo men, anglo saxon, AngloWarriorz, battle, Bravery, Chivalry, Combat, courage, fighters, heritage, History, Knights, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, mobs, pride, Protectors, Server, soldiers, strength, Traditional, Valor, Warriors

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Animals Bred:	156	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anglo men are warriors and sheep tremble in fear! Join us on this epic adventure where you can ride pigs into battle and duel with creepers using nothing but a carrot on a stick.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by anglo men in full diamond armor. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.

But beware, for there are rumors of a legendary player who can summon lightning storms with a flick of their wrist. Will you challenge them to a PvP battle or cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun. Let’s show the world that anglo men are the true warriors of Minecraft!

MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore

500 viewers, ASP, blocks, booru, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, ducks, Galore, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, lols, Memecraft, Oshi, Shill, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Vip, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! 🤩

Are you tired of playing with the basic Steve and Alex skins? Do you want to explore a world where indie vtubers reign supreme with an average of 500 viewers or more? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at! 🎮

Join us and become a VIP in the land of indie vtubers, where the cool kids hang out and discuss the latest trends in the streaming world. From Twitch partners to YouTube sensations, we’ve got them all! 💥

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next big thing on our server! 🌟

Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for some epic highlights, or delve into our VOD Archival Guide for a trip down memory lane. And don’t forget to explore our /lig/ VOD Archive for all the best indie vtuber content in one place! 📹

Need a break from all the streaming madness? Dive into our Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun, or create your own tier list with our Tiermaker tool. The possibilities are endless on this server! 💃

And mark your calendars, because we’ve got a whole list of upcoming birthdays to celebrate with our Chuuba Birthday Calendar. From Yoclesh to Zuma, we’ve got all the best indie vtuber birthdays covered! 🎂

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the indie vtuber revolution! Ducks are welcome too, because why not? 🦆

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Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin! 🚀

Blocky Booboo’s Banana Bonanza

ALERT, Attention, banana, be careful, be cautious, be mindful, be on guard, be on the lookout, be prepared, be wary, BEWARE, blocky, bonanza, Booboos, Caution, danger, heads up, keep an eye out, look out, Notice, stay vigilant, take heed, Warning, watch out

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	286
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look out! Because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil zombie clowns with explosive watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow cheese and defend it from an army of angry llamas armed with banana guns.

But that’s not all! Take part in our legendary Disco Pig Dance Party where pigs dressed in glittering disco outfits show off their best dance moves. Or embark on a quest to find the mystical Unicorn Bacon hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.