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KWA BOT Y – The Minecraft SMP Guy

Bot, cat, Despair, family death, God hates me, guy, ink everywhere, Kidney disease, Kwa, lapse of judgement, Loneliness, Minecraft, need surgery, new guest house, pancreatitis, pen explosion, personal sickness, rope, self hate, smp, Suffering, tear ACL, Tragedy, zero friends

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Are you tired of real life drama and just want to escape into a world of blocky fun? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real life troubles.

Need a break from all the chaos in your life? Join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of like-minded players who are just as wacky as you are. Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends who will always have your back, even when your cat is dying of kidney disease and your pen explodes in your new house?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin. Who knows, you might even forget about buying that rope off Amazon and instead focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

Crafty Build Haven – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where the design gens are off the charts! Our spawn area is literally a replica of the Taj Mahal, but with diamond blocks instead of marble. And don’t even get us started on our player homes – we’ve got treehouses that reach the clouds and underwater castles that make Atlantis jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn through the Nether, battle zombie pigmen with enchanted rubber chickens, and even participate in a weekly llama fashion show. Yes, you read that right – llama fashion show. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us at the best design gens server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper – they’re banned for obvious reasons).

Dekalog’s Minecraft SMP Chads

1980s, art house, Chads, character study, Cinema, classic, cult film, Dekalog, Dekalogs, Drama, european cinema, Existential, film, Krzysztof Kieślowski, Masterpiece, Minecraft, Movie, Philosophical, Polish cinema, Polish film, smp, Thought-provoking

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of Dekalog chads who do whatever they want, whenever they want! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not!

Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and wild adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you think you have what it takes to hang with the Dekalog chads, then come on in and show us what you’ve got. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StankBreathBuster – Minecraft SMP

awkward conversations, bad breath, breath mints, considerate approach, dental care, dental checkup, embarrassing situations., fresh breath, freshen breath, gentle reminder, halitosis, Minecraft, mouth odor, mouthwash, offensive odor, oral hygiene, personal hygiene, polite communication, sensitive topic, smp, social etiquette, StankBreathBuster, unpleasant smell

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we roast each other’s breath instead of building houses! Our members have breath so bad, it can kill mobs from a mile away. But hey, at least we have fresh mint farms to help combat the stench! So come join us and see if you can survive the toxic fumes and hilarious insults!

JunkCraft: Snack Attack!

Attack, comfort eating, comfort food, comfort meals, comfort snacks, convenience food, fast food, fast food cravings, Favorite Food, favorite junk food, guilty pleasure, guilty snacks, indulgent food, Junk Food, junk food addiction, JunkCraft, late night cravings, Processed Food, savory snacks, snack, sweet treats, unhealthy indulgence, unhealthy snacks

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk food of Minecraft servers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant hamburger castle, fighting off zombie hot dogs, and riding on a roller coaster made entirely out of candy bars! And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Mine, where you can dig up all the salty snacks your heart desires.

So come on down to our server and satisfy your cravings for adventure, excitement, and of course, junk food! Who needs diamonds when you can have delicious donuts instead?

NukeCraft – No Assurances Given

Assurance, Assurances, cnn, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear facilities, nukecraft, SECURITY, State Department, Target, Tension, threat

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so liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff? well dis server is like dat but on steroids, cuz we got top secret nuclear facilities to protect! yea u heard me right, we got da big booms and we need u to help us keep dem safe from any sneaky players tryna blow it up!

join our server and u can be part of da elite team dat defends our precious nukes from all da baddies out there. plus, we got top State Department officials playin on here, so u kno it’s legit. come join us for some explosive fun and maybe even start a war or two, who knows! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Signal Disruptions Schizo Brain

auditory hallucinations, Brain, brain activity, brain disorders, brain function, brain imaging, Brain Signal Disruptions, brain waves, Cognitive science, disruptions, mental health, mental illness, neurological conditions, neurology, neuroscience, psychiatric disorders, Psychiatry, research, Schizo, schizophrenia, Schizophrenic Symptoms, scientists, signal, VOICES

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lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz it’s like a whole new world of craziness! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even the creepers are breakdancing. plus, we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw raves every night. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!

Banana Sandwich: Where we spread love, not mayo. 1.21+ 18+ Voice chat available!

Active, Armor stand arms, average age range, banana, basic rules, Chat, Cheating, Contact, Dedicated, Dedicated player base, Diamond Economy, Discord, Fun Events, Griefing, HermitCraft Inspired, Invisible item frames, love, lower 20s, Mayo, minimal addons, new players, Playerheads, sandwich, spread, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelisted, wide range

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	2 months old
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, looking for active and dedicated members
What is the average age range of players?	Lower 20s with a wide range

Foamstars’ Free to Play Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mel T is getting in on the action! Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little scandalous Mel T sex (just kidding…kind of). Our server is Free to Play, just like my wife’s game, so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about on Foamstars’ EN Twitter! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re expecting actual Mel T sex, in which case, sorry to disappoint).

Bleach Minecraft SMP – Crafting Clean Fun

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our builds is the mystery of how Bleach became a hit anime! Join us on this wild server where we recreate the epic battles of Soul Reapers and Hollows, all while wondering how a show with such a rocky start managed to capture the hearts of fans everywhere.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with enchanted diamond gear, hidden treasure chests that hold rare items like golden apples and nether stars, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as the plot twists in Bleach.

So come on, join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to Bleach’s success while building your own empire in this crazy Minecraft world. Just watch out for any lurking Hollows – they may not be as friendly as our players!

KidWatch24/7 – The Ultimate Babysitting Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about changing diapers and reading bedtime stories.

Our server is the perfect escape from demanding family members who think babysitting is a full-time job. Instead of being stuck with a baby all day, you can explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities and no crying children in sight.

Forget about cultural expectations and family drama, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond. And if anyone tries to pawn off their responsibilities on you, just block them and keep on playing!

So join our server today and say goodbye to being the designated babysitter. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to mine for resources than to deal with demanding relatives. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss – no annoying in-laws allowed!

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Dragons Tamed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	37
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2524	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Void Armor Forged:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Animals Bred:	189	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4061	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2695	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

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