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Block & Cock – Protecting Your Assets

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Meteorites Collected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about someone breaking into your house while you’re in the middle of a…private moment. Our server has magical protection spells that keep unwanted intruders away, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, they’ll even distract the burglars with their amazing builds while you finish up. So come join us and never fear the embarrassment of getting caught with your pants down again!

CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2156	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	6

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	152
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2906	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	New Chunks Explored:	321602
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Votes:	5538	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

acceptance, appealing, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural influences, CurvyCraft, Embrace, Individuality, Insecurities, judgment, physical appearance, physical traits, self esteem, self-conscious, Shape, societal norms, Unique Features, Women

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Star Shards Collected:	151	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.