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CraftyLiar420

affectionate, close friend, CraftyLiar420, Cruel, depression, easy way, Exercise, favorite foods, gym, husband, Intimacy, INTIMATE, lying.., medication, ozempic, relationship, second opinion, self-conscious, time for myself, weight gain

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Emeralds Found:	8856	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where weight loss is the key to success! Join us and embark on a journey to shed those extra pounds in the most outrageous way possible.

Are you tired of your significant other not finding you attractive because of your weight gain? Look no further, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you drop pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Say goodbye to boring diet and exercise, and hello to magical weight loss!

Join now and experience the thrill of lying to your spouse about how you’re losing weight. Sneak out for an hour a day under the guise of going to the gym, while actually just chilling in the virtual world of Minecraft. Your spouse won’t suspect a thing, and you’ll be rewarded with more affection and intimacy than you’ve had in months. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on, join our server and start your weight loss journey today. Who knew losing weight could be so fun and deceitful?

LuxuryNotLame – Minecraft SMP

affluent, comfort, deluxe, exclusive, extravagance, Extravagant, Fancy, grandiose, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, LuxuryNotLame, Minecraft, opulence, pampering, Posh, Premium, Privilege, smp, sumptuous, swanky, Upscale

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Alien Abductions:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate luxury of having a pet dragon that can fly you around the server! Yes, you heard that right, forget about boring old horses or pigs, we’ve got DRAGONS! And not just any dragons, these dragons can also shoot fireballs and protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all, our SMP also has a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden traps that will challenge even the most experienced players. And if you manage to survive the traps and make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that gives you superhuman strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most luxurious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Love Woes

arguments, blocky, Commitment, Communication, compromise, counseling, disagreements, Divorce, Expectations, family, fidelity, finances, in-laws, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, responsibilities, Trust, woes

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	780922	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Tired of being tied down in marriage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle! Say goodbye to nagging spouses and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it he’s tired of haunting players and just wants to relax and mine some diamonds with us. Plus, our server has a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and a hidden portal to the Nether – perfect for those looking for a little extra adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can construct the most outrageous structure in just 10 minutes. Winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time with real-life drama when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Come join us and let the fun begin!

ShipSinker Minecraft Server

China, Competition, Defense, defense budget, demonstration, global security, low-cost bomb, maritime security, military innovation, military power, military technology, Minecraft, naval capabilities, naval warfare, Practice, Server, ShipSinker, sink ship, strategy, Successful, surface ship, Tactics, us military

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mines Excavated:	1046	Alien Abductions:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE SINK SHIPS WITH LOW-COST BOMBS LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS! CHINA IS TAKING NOTE, BUT WHO CARES, WE’RE TOO BUSY HAVING A BLAST (LITERALLY)! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE MAKING WAVES IN THE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW!

WarCraftFunTime

Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, missile defense, Négotiation, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, Scholz, security concerns, Ukraine, us missiles, War, WarCraftFunTime

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

so, liek, dis server is liek da bomb diggity, u no? u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and rainin skittles, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal to a land made entirely of bacon. no joke, man. plus, if u dont join dis server, da US gonna deploy missiles in Germany and we don’t want dat, do we? so join now and save Germany from becoming a missile target. u da real MVP, bro.

BlockHub: Not What You Expected

ad revenue, ad targeting, adult entertainment, BlockHub, content curation, Content Optimization, Data Analytics, data tracking, digital platform, expected, online marketing, online video platform, Personalized Content, pornhub, targeted advertising, user behavior, user engagement, user experience, user preferences, user retention, user satisfaction, website optimization

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	914	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

So, like, you ever wanted to play Minecraft but also see some weird stuff? well do i have the server for you! we got all the blocky goodness of Minecraft PLUS some wild shenanigans that will make you question your life choices.

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. we got it all, baby!

Our server is so lit that even Pornhub is jealous. they be like, “dang, why didn’t we think of adding Minecraft to our site?” but it’s too late, cuz we already got the monopoly on weird and wonderful Minecraft content.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride. who knows what you’ll see next? maybe a cow doing the macarena or a zombie breakdancing. the possibilities are endless on our server. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

MemoryCraft: 92% Accuracy Server

Accuracy, accuracy rate, Alzheimer’s diagnosis, Alzheimer’s disease, Blood Test, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, diagnostic accuracy, diagnostic tools, general doctors, Healthcare, medical professionals, Medical research, medical technology, medical testing, memory disorders, Memory Loss, MemoryCraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurologists, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	993323	Runes Activated:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

join dis server if u want ur brain to be as sharp as a diamond sword in minecraft!! we got potions that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds, we got villagers that will teach u how to trade like a pro, and we even have a secret dungeon where u can test ur memory skills against the toughest mobs in the game!! forget about those other servers with boring minigames, come to ours for a real challenge and see if u can beat the odds like a true minecraft master!! trust us, ur brain will thank u later!!

BearCraft LifeSteal

BearCraft, DobbyBear, in game playing, LifeSteal, Minecraft, real money, Server, Store, STREAMS, twitch

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8359	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5

This server has no Real Money store and it is all fair and gained through in game playing or watching streams! Find The Owner Live on Twitch @ DobbyBear

bearsmp.apexmc.co

CapeCraft – Creative and Friendly Survival

Community, English only chat, family friendly, family friendly server, Friendly, Minecraft core aspect, No Griefing, No pvp, no swearing, player run villages, player-run, player-run shops, public shop, sharing, Shops, small communities, Staff, Survival, Trading, Villages

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magic Items Found:	8109	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

CapeCraft is a server dedicated to keeping Minecraft’s core aspect alive. We are a survival server where you’ll be encouraged to work, trade and share with other players. CapeCraft is a survival server with No PVP, No Griefing and No Abuse of any type. We try to keep our server family friendly which is why we ask for no swearing and an English only chat on the server. All of our staff are friendly but firm and rule breakers will be swiftly dealt with.

The community will thrive and develop into small communities each having their own village name and shops. Certain people will be in charge of each village and this will be entirely up to the people who run them. Players can start their own shops and villages just by building them and inviting people over, they can grow from there. All these villages will be player run and no commands will be used to set any villages up, nor will any ranks be given to players who own a village. Each village can have their own rules and it’s completely up to the players to run and maintain them!

Of course, there is always the option to live on your own, not in a village which is always as fun! You can just visit the public shop to buy/sell items and enjoy survival from there.

capecraft.net/discord

play.capecraft.net

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, Side Content, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Votes:	2230
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Animals Bred:	175
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join them or fight against them – the choice is yours! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon begged for mercy after witnessing the madness. 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening on our server. 5. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of TNT blocks and race to see who can explode first – it’s a blast! 6. Our server is so popular that even the villagers have started their own reality show called “Keeping Up with the Blockians”.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!