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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2529 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 8463 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
so, like, u know how biden was all like “nah, i ain’t runnin’ again”? well, like, all the foreign leaders were like “whaaaat? this is crazy, man!” they were, like, so shocked and stuff. they were all like “we gotta join this minecraft server to cope with this news, man.” so, like, u should totally join too, cuz, like, all the cool kids are doin’ it. plus, u can build a giant statue of biden in the game and pretend he’s still president. it’s gonna be hilarious, man. so, like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!
