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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1479 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Mines Excavated: | 1516 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?