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SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Buildings Constructed:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4974
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Love Letters Sent:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crops Grown:	7914
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8536
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Votes:	5089
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Animals Bred:	145	Star Shards Collected:	194

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!

RandomFest Minecraft SMP

celebration, creative holiday, creativity, fantasy celebration, festive occasion, fun holiday, holiday concept, holiday idea, imagination, innovative holiday, make-believe holiday, Minecraft, offbeat holiday, original celebration, out of the box celebration, quirky celebration, random holiday, RandomFest, smp, unconventional celebration, unique holiday, unusual celebration, whimsical holiday

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4578	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magic Items Found:	8167

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the most random holidays ever! Join us if you want to participate in festivities like National Potato Chip Day where we all dress up as our favorite chip flavors and have a chip eating contest. Or how about Unicorn Appreciation Day where we ride around on rainbow-colored horses and spread glitter everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a holiday called Sock Puppet Sunday where everyone communicates only through sock puppets for the entire day. And let’s not forget about International Bubble Wrap Day where we cover the entire server in bubble wrap and pop it all day long!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as your wildest dreams, then join us and celebrate the most absurd holidays you never knew you needed in your life!

CraftyLoveGamerz

awkward situations, CraftyLoveGamerz, dating advice, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating disasters to avoid, dating etiquette, dating fails, dating faux pas, dating mishaps, dating mistakes, dating tips, embarrassing moments, first date, first date advice, first date tips, relationship advice, relationship blunders, relationship pitfalls, social etiquette, worst mistake.

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid making the worst mistake on a first date – accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond ring! Trust us, you don’t want to propose with a pickaxe in hand unless you’re looking for a partner who’s really into mining. Our server is the perfect place to practice your crafting skills and avoid any embarrassing mishaps on your romantic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any potential date fall head over heels for you. So come join us and craft your way to a happily ever after!

HijabHavoc Minecraft Server

Activists, CAR, civil rights, discrimination, gender equality, hijab law, HijabHavoc, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, Police Brutality, protest, religious freedom, Seize, Server, Shot, social justice, VIOLATION, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Votes:	9542	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

LOL this server is so lit, even the Iran police wanna join! We got crazier hijab laws like you gotta wear a diamond-encrusted hijab or get shot by a pixelated police officer! Join us for some wild hijab adventures and dodge bullets while building your dream world! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the hijab police madness!