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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 866 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.