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PupCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, disagreement, dog, Exercise, fear, Marriage, medication, mental health, Minecraft, Newfoundland, pet ownership, ptsd, PupCraft, puppy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, service dog, stranger, support animal, Therapy, Trust, vacation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6505	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring vacations with your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind, just like M36 left his wife behind to take care of his beloved dog! Our server is so addictive, it’s better than any antidepressant out there. Lose weight, lower your blood pressure, and say goodbye to nightmares – all while playing Minecraft!

Just like M36, you’ll find a new lease on life on our server. Train your virtual dog, go on virtual walks, and attend virtual group classes for dog training. Who needs a real service dog when you have a pixelated one in Minecraft?

Don’t be a serious POS like M36 – join our server and never have to choose between a vacation and your virtual dog again. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any crazy uncles or strangers trying to take care of your beloved Minecraft pets. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

StepMomSuxInheritanceLOL

abandonment, alcoholism, Allowance, budgeting, Communication, dementia, destitute, family, family photos, Financial, Grief, Inheritance, inheritance split, mementos, MONEY, monogrammed cufflinks, possessions, relationship, social security benefits, StepMomSuxInheritanceLOL, stepmother

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any stepmothers asking for a monthly allowance? Look no further!

Join our server and leave all your family drama behind. No more worrying about alcoholic dads, irresponsible stepmothers, or lost inheritances. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest pixelated mansion and defeat the Ender Dragon!

Don’t let your family issues get in the way of your gaming experience. Join us now and let’s create some epic memories together, without any monogrammed cufflinks involved!

FoodFight Minecraft Server

Argument, BELIEF, controversial, conviction, cuisine, Culinary, culinary debate, debate, die on, dish, Favorite, Food, FoodFight, foodie, HILL, Meal, Minecraft, opinion, passionate, Preference, Server, strong opinion, Taste

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you ready to defend your favorite food like your life depends on it? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take food opinions to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to battle it out over whether pineapple belongs on pizza or if ketchup should go on mac and cheese (spoiler alert: it shouldn’t). We’ve had epic food fights that would put any food critic to shame. So come join us and show us what food opinion hill you’re willing to die on – just make sure to bring your appetite for adventure!

MineLieCraft

inner dialogue, mental health, MineLieCraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-deception, self-doubt, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Who needs reality when you can have exploding chickens and rap battling dragons, am I right?

SacramentoCraft: The Hidden Gem

California, California capital, Capital city, Gem, hidden, Hidden Gem, sacramento, Sacramento architecture, Sacramento attractions, Sacramento culture, Sacramento food scene, Sacramento history, Sacramento landmarks, Sacramento museums, Sacramento nightlife, Sacramento parks, Sacramento riverfront, Sacramento tourism, SacramentoCraft, state capital, travel destination, underrated city, west coast

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

come join our minecraft server and escape the boringness of sacramento! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. plus, we have a pet unicorn that poops diamonds and a roller coaster that goes through a portal to the nether realm. forget about sacramento, come to our server for the ultimate minecraft madness!

Oasis Nexus: Where dragons roam freely and players beg for mercy! No resets, just chaos and fun in 1.20.6!

1.20.6, 2TB SSD, 32gb, 8cores, amd ryzen, Bases, Beg, BUILD, Chaos, DDR4, Discord, dragons, Farms, freely, Fun, mercy, Minecraft, new world, Nexus, Oasis, Players, Resets, roam, Semi Vanilla, Server, small group, Specs, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

CPU	AMD RYZEN – 8 cores
RAM	DDR4 – 32Gb
Storage	2tb SSD

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to everyone?	No, the server is whitelisted. Please join the Discord for the IP.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and request to be added to the whitelist.
What kind of gameplay can I expect on the server?	We focus on building cool bases and efficient farms.
What are the server specs?	AMD RYZEN – 8 cores, DDR4 – 32Gb RAM, 2tb SSD storage.

KingdomCraft 799 – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

action, Anime, chapter 799, Chinese, Drama, DROPPED, early translation, Epic, historical, Japan, Kingdom, kingdomcraft, Manga, Military, Minecraft, Qindogs, Raw, RiboChad, Server, spoilers, strategy, Ultimate, War, won bigly

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	255
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness RiboChad, the legendary Minecraft player who won bigly in every competition, take on all challengers with his epic skills! Qindogs, stay away because this server is only for the elite players who can handle the madness that ensues.

We have insane events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even llama fashion shows! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and non-stop laughter.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything can happen!

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

a song of ice and fire, adaptation, DragonCraft, dragons, Drama, Entertainment, Epic, FANTASY, game of thrones, George R.R. Martin, HBO, hotd, House of the Dragon, house targaryen, Minecraft, prequel, Server, targaryen, television, tiresome edition, TV series, westeros

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Are you tired of boring, monotonous Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further, because our server is anything but tiresome!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, but only those brave enough to challenge him in a chicken dance battle will find out the truth.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, unpredictable, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re going to need it!

Momma’s Minecraft Matrimony

anniversary, compromise, downpayment, Exam time, family dynamics, financial inconvenience, grading, international vacations, matrimony, May wedding, Minecraft, mommas, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s honeymoon, outdoor wedding, Professor, Save the Date, special date, wedding costs, wedding date, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, well off

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this story of a bride-to-be facing off against her own mother over wedding dates.

Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly you get a message from your mom demanding you change the date of your virtual wedding because she’s off on a honeymoon. Who knew Minecraft could get so intense?

But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and turn it into comedy gold. Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where even the most mundane situations become hilarious adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation, but with creepers instead of family members!

SickBurnsMC – Minecraft Server

boundary crossing, boundary violation, crossing the line, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful remarks, emotional harm, hurtful, hurtful words, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, insensitive, insensitive comments, Minecraft, offensive, offensive language, Rude, Server, shocking statements, Shocking.., SickBurnsMC, sickening, UNACCEPTABLE, verbal abuse

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Tired of hearing cringy stuff from people? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who have the most outrageous stories to share, from getting chased by a pack of creepers to accidentally building a house out of diamond blocks. Say goodbye to boring conversations and hello to epic adventures on our server! Join now and let the craziness begin!