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BathroomBlocker3000

bathroom etiquette, bathroom hygiene, BathroomBlocker3000, chronic OCD, cleanliness, fear of germs, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender transition, living arrangements, personal boundaries, personal space, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate relationships, transitioning, urinary issues

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
New Chunks Explored:	428040	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any pee on the seats! Unlike poor Jerry and Kayla’s unfortunate bathroom situation, our server is clean and pristine.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you won’t have to worry about sitting in anyone’s urine (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment here).

Our server is perfect for those with OCD or germaphobia, as we promise a pee-free environment for all players. So come on in and let’s build some epic structures without any bathroom mishaps getting in the way. See you in the game!

CreeperCrazeMC

#venting, anger, Anonymity, Conflict, CreeperCrazeMC, Cruel, cyberbullying, dark side, dark thoughts, death wish, digital communication, emotional response, Frustration, hatred, internet, ONLINE, online relationships, Revenge, social media, toxic behavior, virtual interaction

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Secret Passages Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually unleash your inner villain and plot the demise of your enemies in the most creative ways possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to trap someone in a never-ending maze of lava, or maybe turn them into a chicken and watch them squawk around helplessly. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

So come on and join us if you’ve ever wanted to let out your dark side and show those pesky players who’s really in charge. Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft!

PennyCraft: Save, Spend, Repeat!

budgeting, Financial Advice, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money mindset, money saving tips, penny saved, PennyCraft, personal finance, repeat, Save, saving money, smart budgeting, smart spending, spend, wealth building, wise investments

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Items Found:	5282	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can save pennies by building ur own virtual piggy bank! but watch out, the piggy bank is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will peck u to death if u try to steal the pennies!

if u manage to survive the zombie chicken attack, u can use ur pennies to buy magical unicorn armor that makes u invincible! but be careful, the armor is cursed and will turn u into a unicorn if u wear it for too long!

we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the evil potato king who guards it with his army of flying potatoes! only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat him and claim the treasure for themselves!

so what are u waiting for? join us on dis wacky and wild minecraft server for a penny-saving, unicorn-transforming, potato-fighting adventure like no other!

MineGirlyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Childhood Case File, collaboration event, Dazzling Arclight, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Flying With Eagles, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline General, Key Card Point Event, lore material, lurk 2 months, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, MineGirlyCraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade batch, New Re-Supply Gacha, Night Shadow, phantom thieves, PNC Resources, Pointcaré Recurrence, ranking rerun, retards, Retrocausal Trie Interference, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Theater Mode Season 11, Tourists, translated story, Ultimate, Zero Charge

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Animals Bred:	67
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where flying eagles are your companions and tailfeather maidens are your enemies. But don’t worry, you can join the Phantom Thieves and steal the show in our epic events like the Cartesian Theatre. And if that’s not enough, get ready for a collaboration event with Steins;Gate that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles against seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and even tourists. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here!

NervousCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, athletes, Canada, Choke, Competition, doubt, Expectations, fear, first match, Masterclass, Minecraft, nerves, Nervous, NervousCraft, Performance, PRESSURE, Server, sports, TEAM, Tournament, universe champion, world watching

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Dimension Hops:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of the pressure of being the universe champion in Minecraft? Join our server and leave all that stress behind! Who cares if you choke against Canada in our first match? On our server, we celebrate epic fails and outrageous moments. The world may be watching, but they’ll be too busy laughing at our crazy antics to care about your performance. So come join us and let loose, because on our server, the only expectation is to have a good time!

CartelCraft: Banker Brawl

ACCUSED, Aiding, Arrests, banker, brawl, CartelCraft, Chinese, cooperation, criminal network, criminal organizations, cross-border, financial crimes, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, money laundering, money trail, organized crime, underground bankers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

Friend or Foe Minecraft

acquaintances, best friends, Bonding, changing relationships, Communication, Companionship, Connection, deep connections, emotional connection, foe, Friend, friendship, human interaction, loyalty, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, social circles, social dynamics, strangers, support system, Trust, unexpected friendships

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	86
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

come join dis server where u can make best friends with strangers and then suddenly they become strangers again but then u make new best friends who are even better than the old ones. it’s like a rollercoaster of friendship, but in minecraft form. u never know who u gonna meet next, maybe a talking pig or a dancing cow. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times u can fall into a pit of lava and lose all ur diamonds. so come on, join us and experience the thrill of friendship and adventure in the most unpredictable way possible.

CityBuild Minecraft server

administration, Capital, city, Citybuild, Coins, commercial buildings, Discord, donation, fortress, Kit, Land, Mayor, Minecraft, Plot, price, private size, Province, Purchase, Rent, Server, Spawn, Store

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	12
New Chunks Explored:	840931	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Build and develop your city, the project is just starting, the map is new, without wipes and chaos, a comfortable build chill. If your city grows to 7 inhabitants, then you receive the status of Mayor, and with it a team donation and a kit CityBuild. The server has an adequate private size, enough to seize a large piece of land for yourself and build both a small province and an impregnable fortress. Spawn is the capital. In the capital, like in any other city, you can rent/purchase a plot or building, usually commercial buildings like a store. Registration of the city takes place in the discord channel, instructions are attached. Every 10 minutes you will receive $10; the coins will be useful to you in the future just for purchasing your own plot. The mayor has the right to set any price for a plot in his city. The administration has no right to interfere in the affairs of the city, except in cases of violation of the rules. All details are in the discord.

s25.joinserver.xyz:25989

Welcome to Crumpton SMP: Where crashing from too many mods is basically a right of passage! Let’s get crafting – and crashing!

BASICALLY, building, casual play, Community, Content Creation, Cooking, Crafting, Crashing, Crumpton, Custom Modpack, Discord, Economy, Exploring, Farming, Fishing, java, Lets, Mining, Modded, Mods, passage, Redstone, redstone creations, smp, SMP format, Transport, weather

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Crumpton SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Crumpton SMP
Server Type	Modded Survival
Custom Modpack	Yes
Supported Platforms	Java
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions in the welcome channel.

2. Is the server modded or vanilla?

The server is modded with a custom modpack created by the Crumpton crew.

3. What type of additions does the modpack include?

The modpack includes additions related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transport, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more.

4. Is the server currently online?

Yes, the server is currently online and ready for players to join.

PixelPill Minecraft Server

Alternative Music, anti-establishment music, blackpilled bands, counterculture music, Dark Music, independent music, Minecraft, nihilistic music, outsider music, PixelPill, Server, underground artists, underground bands, underground culture, underground hip hop, underground metal, underground music, underground musicians, underground punk, underground rap, underground rock, underground scene

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	878439
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of mainstream music that just doesn’t get your dark and edgy soul? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate haven for all the underground blackpilled bands you’ve never even heard of! Join us and discover the most obscure and twisted music that will make your ears bleed with joy. From the demonic screams of the Cursed Cucumbers to the haunting melodies of the Depressed Donkeys, we’ve got it all! So come on down and join our server for a musical experience that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs mainstream when you can have underground blackpilled bands on our server?