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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6961 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 35 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the zombies do the cha-cha slide!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of the hilt. They used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped unlimited chicken nuggets for them to feast on for eternity. True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life! And remember, NEVER FORGET to bring your sense of humor and your diamond pickaxe.
