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MineCraftyIndieServer

archival, Archive, BIRTHDAYS, Calendar, Clips, Corpo, discussion, ducks, Guide, indie, large indies global, material, MineCraftyIndieServer, Numbers, partner, Shill, Stream, Thread, twitch, Viewers, VOD, Vtuber

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to the “I cooka da bat Edition” Minecraft server! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bat cooking competition where players compete to see who can cook the most delicious bat dish. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted spatula!

– Our server is home to the largest community of indie vtuber fans in the Minecraft universe. Join us to discuss your favorite indie vtubers and share clips of their most epic moments.

– Want to shill your 499view oshi? No problem! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent, they’re welcome to join the madness on our server.

– We have a special section dedicated to creating Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs. Get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before!

– And don’t forget about our exclusive “Ducks” section, where players can watch live streams of dashducks waddling around in all their glory. It’s quack-tastic!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with bat cooking competitions, indie vtuber discussions, and plenty of SEEEEEEEEEX!

CraftyPixels Minecraft Server

Accountants, business strategy, CraftyPixels, Eula, independent contractor, legal documents, legal requirements, marketing tactics, Minecraft, notaries, self employed, Server, Software (Industry), software business, software contracts, Software Development, software distribution, software entrepreneurship, software legalities, software licensing, software marketing, software sales, terms of service

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about boring software marketing again. We don’t have any stuffy accountants or notaries here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And forget about those pesky Terms of Service and EULAs – on our server, you make the rules! Want to build a giant rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere? Go for it! Want to create a secret underground bunker filled with llamas? Why not!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get up to? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’ll fit right in!

RefundCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, CANCELLATION, curries, dessert, Dinner, entrees, Friends, group dinner, late notice, leftovers, Meal, meat curry, Migraine, Minecraft, money back, Pick up, RefundCraft, Server, severe migraine, shock, Tubs, vegan, vegan curry

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8855	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and spicy adventure! Just like the dinner where OP got shafted on the leftovers, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Explore our world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons, but be prepared for some shady dealings along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a curry conundrum just like OP! So come on in and see if you can navigate the drama and come out on top. And remember, always keep an eye on your leftovers!

UncleTreeHouseRepairNope

Assistance, baseball, Basketball, Boundaries, Coaching, Contractor, Decision making, family, family dynamics, financial assistance, Help, home repair, insurance claim, material list, renovation, RESPONSIBILITY, structural engineer, Support, Time management, UncleTreeHouseRepairNope, volunteering

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than fixing your aunt and uncle’s crushed house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about those pesky repairs.

Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you don’t have to worry about material lists or structural engineering. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

Why waste your time helping family when you can join our server and build epic structures without any of the real-life consequences? Plus, our community is filled with players who will have your back, unlike some certain relatives we won’t mention.

So, are you ready to trade in your hammer for a pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft server around? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, aging, awkward memories, cringe-inducing moments, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cultural shifts, EMBARRASSING, evolving tastes, fashion faux pas, generational divide, growing up, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, outgrown, Server, social norms, societal expectations, trends, uncool

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Remember those days when you used to think you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now you’re older and probably cringing at your past self. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and be the coolest kid once again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. We have mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, and events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Only on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

Don’t let age cramp your style, come join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

SaltyTeacherRage

anger, annoyance, Classroom, Disappointment, education, Experience, Frustration, grudge, injustice, learning, lingering, Memory, past, Resentment, SALTY, SaltyTeacherRage, School, STUDENT, Teacher, UNFAIR, unresolved

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you still salty about that time your teacher gave you detention for sneezing too loud? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up frustration by building a giant sneeze-powered cannon to blast them into the stratosphere! Plus, our server has a secret underground detention center where you can trap your least favorite teachers and make them mine diamonds for eternity. Join now for some sweet, sweet revenge!

PolishWindCraft €194m Terminal

€194m, 194m, Approves, Baltic Sea, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity generation, Energy Transition, environmental impact, EU, european union, green technology, Infrastructure, Investment, offshore wind farm, Poland, PolishWindCraft, renewable energy, Sustainable development, Terminal, wind power

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

lol ok so like, u know how u always wanted to be a wind farmer but u live in poland and theres no wind farms? well guess what, now u can be a wind farmer in minecraft on this server! the eu just approved this insane €194m offshore wind farm terminal in poland and now u can be a part of it in minecraft! build ur own wind farm, harvest wind energy, and become the ultimate wind farmer in the virtual world! join now for a chance to win a virtual wind turbine that actually works (not really but it sounds cool right?) lol come join us and let’s make some wind magic happen in poland!

ImmortalNoMore

aging, aging process, biological immortality, death, eternal life, existential questions, genetic engineering, human biology, human lifespan, human mortality, IMMORTALITY, ImmortalNoMore, life extension, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality paradox, mortality rate, philosophical implications, random death, regenerative medicine, Scientific breakthroughs.

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where u can escape from da curse of random death, yo. on dis server, u can be immortal foreva and neva hav to worry bout dying from some random thing like a piano falling on ur head or a cow trampling u. we got magical potions dat keep u alive foreva and u can build a giant castle made out of diamonds and gold cuz u gonna live foreva to enjoy it. plus, we got flying pigs dat u can ride and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s da craziest and most epic server in all of minecraft land, so come join us and live foreva in da most ridiculous way possible.

RoboCrafter’s IBD Buffet

Biohybrid microrobots, biotechnology, buffet, colon health, colonic cytokines, disease management, drug delivery, epithelium barrier, gastrointestinal health, gut health, Healthcare Technology, IBD, immune system, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, Inflammatory Response, medical robotics, Microbiome, nanotechnology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, RoboCrafters

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Buildings Constructed:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

yo, so like, imagine a world where tiny robots are running around in your colon, fixing up all the inflammation and stuff. this server is like that, but in minecraft form. we got biohybrid microrobots and they’re gonna regulate all your colonic cytokines and make sure your epithelium barrier is on point. no more inflammatory bowel disease, just chillin’ in minecraft land with your robot buddies. join now for the most wack adventure of your life!

Lammy’s Loony Minecraft Server

controversy, criticism, cyberbullying, Fandom, Fans, Garrett Dike, internet culture, Lammy, Lammys, lolCow, loony, mental health, mental illness stigma, mentally ill, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, parappa the rapper, Server, SnocDaHotDog42, social media, toxic communities, trolling, video games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	2094	Alien Abductions:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you a fan of Parappa the Rapper or Lammy? Well, you must be mentally ill! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to embrace your insanity. Join us and embark on wild adventures with other mentally unstable individuals who share your love for these quirky rhythm games.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Hot Dog appears out of nowhere and starts rapping about his love for ketchup. And who is that behind him? None other than Garrett Dike, also known as SnocDaHotDog42, the ultimate LolCow of the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where Parappa and Lammy fans gather to break it down to funky beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Hot Dog with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more ketchup).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this land of Parappa/Lammy fans turned Minecraft maniacs!