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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5364 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!
Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!