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FiancéFailsToDefendFriend

aita, deluded, Fiance, FiancéFailsToDefendFriend, Friend, friend group, Gamers, high school, hot, insecure, jealous, Justified, KIND, male validation, mean, not defending, passive aggressive, pick me girl, Rude, University

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ores Mined:	4894	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is nonexistent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Zaira put Emma in her place during a dinner with friends.

Imagine a world where your fiancé’s savage comebacks are the highlight of the night, leaving everyone speechless and in awe. Witness the power of true love and a mean streak like no other as Zaira shuts down any potential threats to your relationship with her fiery words.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of watching drama unfold before your very eyes, all while enjoying some quality gaming time with your friends. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of Zaira’s epic takedowns!

StereotypedSteve – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, characteristics, cultural stereotypes, image, Individuality, judgments, Labels, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, perceptions, Personal experiences, Personality, preconceived notions, reputation, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-identity, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, StereotypedSteve, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of being called a noob just because you haven’t built a giant pixel art of a cat yet? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all levels of building skills! Whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to dig straight down (don’t do that), there’s a place for you here.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where we ride into battle on pigs wearing diamond armor (yes, the pigs, not us). Or how about our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a shelter without being able to see a thing.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making. And remember, no matter what the stereotypes say about you, here you’ll always be welcomed with open arms and a diamond pickaxe.

ZzzCraft: Fast Sleep Methods

avoid screens before bed, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, bedtime stretches, calming music, Comfortable bedding, Deep Breathing, Fast, herbal tea for sleep, lavender oil, limit caffeine, meditation for sleep, Methods, methods to fall asleep quickly, mindfulness for sleep, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep tips, warm bath, white noise, ZzzCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4490	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Are you tired of counting sheep in Minecraft just to fall asleep? Well, on our server, we have a special potion called the “Sleepytime Elixir” that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Just one sip and you’ll be snoozing in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will tuck you in and read you bedtime stories until you drift off into dreamland. And if you’re lucky, you might even wake up with a diamond under your pillow!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most relaxing and hilarious sleep of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster players who might try to sneak a spider into your bed…sweet dreams!

FrenchFryCraft

Abuse, court case, crime, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal confession, criminal intent, criminal trial, domestic violence, DRUGGING, french man, FrenchFryCraft, justice system, legal consequences, legal proceedings, marital rape, rape, sexual assault, Spousal abuse, traumatic experience, Victim

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6133	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. We got this French dude who like, drugged his wife so he could have a big ol’ party with all his buddies and they all just, like, took turns, you know? It’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, except it’s all blocky and pixelated.

Join this server if you wanna experience some wild drama and chaos. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of madness in Minecraft, right? Plus, we got some killer builds and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all the scandalous shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the most twisted Minecraft server out there. Come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up storylines and characters. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Battle: Fungus Fiasco

American bats, Bat, bat population, bat species, battle, conservation efforts, Decimated, disease outbreak, ecological balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, Fiasco, fighting back, Fungal infection, fungus, HIBERNATION, North America, research, scientists, white nose syndrome, wildlife conservation, wildlife disease, wildlife management

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Votes:	9294
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungus that’s tryna take over the world of bats. we got scientists in lab coats crafting potions and battling the spores with swords made of diamond. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and bat-saving action. plus, where else can you ride a bat into battle against a giant mushroom boss? join us now and be a hero in the battle against the fungal apocalypse!

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	176	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

adult content, amazonian, beat off, desire, Dominant, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, sexual pleasure, slut, smp, taboo, Thick, thick thighs, thighs

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Potions Brewed:	57	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Gems Collected:	40
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	5803
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchantments Applied:	195
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!