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EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5390
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4634	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ores Mined:	1586
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Potions Brewed:	33
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	819	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchantments Applied:	165

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Star Shards Collected:	116	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Enchantments Applied:	200
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1041	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Towns Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!