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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9562 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Votes: | 6649 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
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