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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6580 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?