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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9899 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).
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