Nerdy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SisSleepover Minecraft Server

Charm, programming, IT, Social Skills, introverted

Are you tired of being stereotyped as a socially awkward IT guy? Well, join our Minecraft server and show the world that IT guys can be cool too!

We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you forget all about those outdated stereotypes. Plus, rumor has it that the creepers on our server are actually secret agents sent by the IT guys to keep things interesting.

So come join us and prove that being a computer whiz doesn’t mean you can’t be the life of the party. Who knows, you might even impress your girlfriend’s brother with your newfound coolness. Join now and let’s break those stereotypes together!

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ChunkyCraft: Where Curves Rule and Creepers Drool

fattening up, bbw, Black, CREEPERS, skinny

Are you tired of skinny girls with no curves? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can find your perfect BBW girlfriend? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to finding and fattening up socially awkward, nerdy Asian girls with gorgeous faces!

Join us as we embark on a journey to promote these lovely ladies to genuine BBWs, all while they try to eat healthy and resist our efforts to fatten them up. But fear not, because their delicious pussies and sweet personalities make it all worth it.

So come on over and be a part of the new meta – where fluffy girls reign supreme and skinny black anons find true love in the most unexpected places. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience – join our Minecraft server now!

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Blockheads R Us

modern dating, Hoeflation, social commentary, humor, relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

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Blocky Battles: ISSK Edition

LGBTQ, school life, manga series, Anime, Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so yuri, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a magical girl anime. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance between your Minecraft character and that cute villager over there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild and wacky server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some yuri-tastic fun!

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EmmaCraft: Where every block is as flawless as Emma Watson’s birthday suit

actress, celebration, British, Happy, Inspirational

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server to celebrate Emma Watson’s birthday in style! We have custom-built Hogwarts castle where you can roleplay as your favorite Harry Potter character and duel it out with other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a giant maze filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll find Emma Watson herself waiting to wish you a happy birthday!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with Emma and the rest of the cast of Harry Potter.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and make Emma Watson’s birthday the best one yet!

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Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Tread, Yup, Situation, McBlockface, this situation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the pigs and you have to choose sides. Will you join the clucking chaos or stick with the oinking order?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between players and the dragon as they compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen hosting a cooking show. Can you handle the heat in the fiery kitchens of the underworld?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Because in this world, anything can happen… and probably will.

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Blocky Builders Bonanza – Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist Our Designs!

fashionistas, Resist, contemporary design lovers, aesthetic enthusiasts, visual arts enthusiasts

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that all look the same? Do you crave a server that speaks to your inner chaos-loving, unicorn-riding, lava-diving self? Look no further, because our server is like a rainbow on steroids!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing villagers, and our PvP arena is a literal hot potato game where the winner gets a pet dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our custom plugins include a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens, a teleportation spell that sends you to the nearest treasure chest, and a chat filter that automatically replaces all swear words with compliments.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

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CraftyCannibals: Where even /pol/ approves of the taste of ethnic foods!

/pol/ approved, Taste, Diversity, Exploration, brazilian pizza

Are you tired of bland, boring food in Minecraft? Join our server for a culinary adventure like no other! We have villagers from all over the world bringing their delicious ethnic dishes straight to your virtual plate. And don’t worry, all our food is /pol/ approved, so you can enjoy your meal guilt-free. Who knew that a Brazilian pizza could taste so good, all thanks to an immigrant making their way to our server? Join now and satisfy your hunger with flavors from around the globe!

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Noobville: Where even the chickens have more skills than you

self esteem, self worth, chickens, learning, self-doubt

Are you tired of feeling like a failure in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where your coding skills actually work? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where even the most basic programming knowledge can create incredible structures and machines. No need to crawl in a hole and die here – you’ll thrive and succeed beyond your wildest dreams!

Forget about feeling like you shouldn’t have been born, on our server, you’ll feel like you were destined to rule the virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your success story in Minecraft!

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Blocky Banter: Where Creepers and Memes Collide

Hate Speech, sexual frustration, blocky, memes, Frustration

Are you tired of being held back by the Jews and their sneaky ways? Do you dream of a world where you can coom to your heart’s content without any interference? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of the Jewish conspiracy, where you can build, mine, and coom to your heart’s content. No more restrictions, just pure cooming freedom! Join now and let the cooming begin!

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