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SuomiCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘Perkele!’

Average, Commitment, Communication, CONTENT, couple, CREEPERS, culture, family, FINNISH, Happy, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, MODERN, Nordic, Partnership, Perkele, relationship, Scandinavia, Stable, SuomiCraft, Traditional, Trust

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a sauna party with an average Finnish couple?

Welcome to our server, where the creepers are as friendly as a reindeer in a snowstorm! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a moose at.

Reasons to join:

– Our diamond armor is shinier than the Northern Lights – Our PvP battles are more intense than a polar bear wrestling match – Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a polar bear

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a reindeer on Red Bull!

Blocky Booty Bounty: ‘Saruei owes me sex’

blocky, BOOTY, boundary violations, Bounty, communication breakdown, consent matters, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, intimacy problems, long trail tag, owes, owes me sex, personal boundaries, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Saruei, sex, sexual favors, sexual tension, toxic behavior, trust issues, unmet expectations, unresolved debts, unresolved feelings

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1559
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Reasons to join:

– Saruei owes me sex and I need witnesses to make sure they follow through! – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Endermen!

Insane stories:

– One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! – We once had a player who tamed a group of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the evil villagers! – Our server is so legendary, Notch himself logs on to play in disguise and challenge players to epic PvP battles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Pixelated Anime Adventures

Adventures, Anime, Awareness, brown characters, character design, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, gaming industry, inclusion, japanese, Media, Minority, pixelated, Problematic, racial stereotypes, representation, representation matters, social justice, Stereotypes, video games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	147
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, STOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games and join our server instead!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with enchanted pickaxes that could mine blocks with just one hit. And that player became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our magical world of wonders.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens that can fly you to the highest mountains and the deepest caves. You can also battle zombie pigs riding on rainbow llamas while wearing a unicorn helmet that shoots fireworksSTOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games.

Crafty Memes: Where ‘/pol/’ is Just Another Block in the World

acceptance, acceptance of differences, BLOCK, CHANGE, Community, Crafty, debate, discussion, Diversity, Evolution, forum, good thing, Inclusivity, internet culture, memes, Opinions, Perspectives, POL, Politics, progress, society, tolerance, Unity, world

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	333
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always friendly! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a GLORIOUS castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling evil mobs with a LEGENDARY sword. And guess what? That player could be YOU!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in EPIC PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive DISCO party every Saturday night, where the music never stops and the dance floor is made of glowstone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your EPIC Minecraft adventure. And remember, when someone asks why you joined, just say, “And that’s a good thing!”

Crafty Limbus Crew – Rule #1442

Butler Ishmael, Chief Butler Ryoshu, Clock Orange Road, countdown, Crafty, CREW, download links, Edgar Family, Ego, extractions, FAQs, General guide, Heathcliff, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, limbus company, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, rule, season 4, Sinner info, Useful resources

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mines Excavated:	1057	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	61	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, the tutorial is important. And make sure to download the game from our AppStore, Google Play, or Steam links. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

But hey, don’t just take our word for it. Check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for more insanity. And if you need EGO and Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our useful resources and guides.

Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend! 🤪🎮🔥

Anon’s Block Party: Server 77180708

#77180708, #youtube, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, clip, CONTENT, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, ONLINE, Party, Platform, Popular, q2mijp9m0J8, Server, Share, shorts, social media, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	131
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden world filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server also has a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, where you can battle flying pigs with laser swords!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly dragon races, where you can ride on the back of a fire-breathing dragon and compete against other players for the title of Dragon Master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DickCraft: Where you’ll find out what really made you realize you like dick

1. sexuality, 10. Acceptance, 11. understanding, 12. love, 13. relationships, 14. experimentation, 15. curiosity, 16. society, 17. stereotypes, 18. taboo, 19. judgment, 2. sexual orientation, 20. individuality., 3. self-discovery, 4. LGBTQ+, 5. coming out, 6. personal growth, 7. sexual attraction, 8. exploration, 9. identity, dick, DickCraft, Find, realize, Youll

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server where the question “What made you realize you like dick?” is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn mounts, and explosive chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where players can battle it out on the dance floor for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t forget about our enchanted hot tubs that grant players special powers like the ability to fly or turn invisible.

So why hesitate? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, including finding out what made you realize you like dick (spoiler alert: it was probably the magic mushrooms).

TaiwanCraft: Where even the creepers are confused about geography!

Confused, Corruption, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, Development, Economy, education, environmental issues, geography, Healthcare, income inequality, Infrastructure, living conditions, political issues, POVERTY, quality of life, Rich, shithole, Social Issues, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Technology, tourism, urbanization

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the shithole that is Taiwan and join a world of endless possibilities!

Join us because we have unicorns riding rainbows and leprechauns guarding our treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

Our server is so amazing that even the rich Taiwanese are leaving their mansions behind to join us in the quest for pixelated glory.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a castle made of cheese or ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the shithole of Taiwan behind for good!

Blocky McBlockface: The LOLcraft Server

Allied Race, blocky, character creation, Customization, Customization options, DROPPED, Expansion, FANTASY, Gaming, gay bird people, Harronir, LGBTQ Representation, LolCraft, McBlockface, mmorpg, new race, Online game, Server, update, video game, War, World of Warcraft, wow, wowhead

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7206

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old races in the game? Well, have no fear because a NEW RACE has just dropped on our server – the gay bird people! Yes, you heard that right, you can now soar through the skies and build your nest in the clouds.

But wait, there’s more! These bird people come with customizable features, so you can make your character truly unique. Want rainbow feathers and sparkly wings? No problem! The possibilities are endless.

Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where you can fly high and conquer the skies with your fabulous feathered friends. Don’t miss out on this EPIC opportunity to be part of the gay bird revolution!

FloodCraft: Dubai Edition

biblical, climate change, cloud seeding, disaster preparedness, disaster response, DUBAI, Edition, emergency, emergency management, environmental impact, extreme weather, FloodCraft, Flooding, global warming, Infrastructure, MIDDLE EAST, natural disaster, negligence, urban flooding, water management, Wealthy, weather

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life disasters like biblical flooding in Dubai caused by a rich dude who left his faucet on too long! 🌊💰

Join our server and build your own virtual Dubai without worrying about climate change or cloud seeding ruining your plans. 🏗️☀️

Explore our vast world filled with luxurious skyscrapers and golden deserts, where you can create your own oasis of wealth and power. 💎🏜️

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny, no matter how ridiculous or outrageous it may be! 🤪🎮

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your own Dubai of dreams! 💫🏙️