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Shitcraft Server – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Africans, Boomers, Chavs, cultural diversity, deanos, discrimination, FEMINISTS, generational divide, giganormies, hate, hopeless country, judgemental, Minecraft, muslims, nerdy losers, prejudice, racism, Server, ShitCraft, shithole, societal issues, Stereotypes, Ultimate, Whites

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchantments Applied:	183
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of living in a world full of judgmental giganormies and clueless boomers? Do you want to escape the chaos of a country full of chavs and deanos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for nerdy losers like you to thrive!

Join us on our server where you can build your own world free from africans, muslims, feminists, and all the other craziness of the real world. Let your imagination run wild as you create epic structures and conquer the virtual land.

Don’t waste another minute in that shithole of a country, come join us and be a part of a community where being a nerdy loser is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and adventure you could ever want in our Minecraft server? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

BanterCraft Minecraft Server

bant, banter, BanterCraft, British banter, british comedy, british culture, british humor, British jokes, british people, British sarcasm, british slang, British sleep, British stereotypes, British wit, Brits, comedy, Minecraft, sarcasm, Server, Sleep

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of getting bant-ACKed by those pesky Brits on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Brits can’t bant-ACK! That’s right, they’re too busy sipping tea and apologizing for everything to bother you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so relaxing that just thinking about it will make you fall asleep. No more late nights grinding for resources, just peaceful slumber in a virtual world. Join us and experience the most restful Minecraft server ever created. Remember, sleep is for the weak… unless you’re on our server, then it’s mandatory!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attraction, Commitment, Companionship, Connection, devotion, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, long term love, love, lovecraft, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, romance, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crops Grown:	5667	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Items Found:	2855
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Void Armor Forged:	12

Do you love getting lost in a virtual world filled with pixelated wonders? Do you love building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Do you love making friends with creepers and zombies? Then you’ll love our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out with us. We have secret treasure chests hidden in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island made entirely of cake.

But the best part? Our community is the friendliest bunch of blockheads you’ll ever meet. We have epic build battles, crazy mini-games, and even a weekly dance party at the village square (bring your best creeper dance moves).

So why do you love us? Because we’re the craziest, most fun-loving Minecraft server out there, and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment with us. Join now and prepare for a journey that will have you ROFLing all the way to the End!

HackCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	59	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower” where players can prank each other with exploding sheep and fake diamond blocks. Just make sure to watch your back because you never know when a sneaky player might try to pull a fast one on you!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs boring life hacks when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

RegretCraft

“Youth, carpe diem, embracing challenges, hindsight, learning experiences, life choices, life lessons, living in the moment, looking back, Maturity, missed opportunities, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, seizing the day, Self Discovery, self improvement, Taking Risks, wisdom

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5501	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft server when you were younger? Well, fear not, because now is your chance to redeem yourself! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build the craziest pixelated empire with your fellow gamers and become the ultimate blocky champion. Join us now and make up for all those lost years of not experiencing the sheer awesomeness of our server!

MexiCraft Bloodbath Server

BLOODBATH, Corruption, councilwoman, crime, current events, Democracy, elections, female politician, Government, Homicide, investigation, Justice, Killed, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, murder, News, political violence, Politics, Server, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	5880	Farms Harvested:	621
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the Mexico councilwoman couldn’t resist joining! She was all like “I need a break from all this politics, let’s go build some epic builds and slay some creepers!” But then things got wild and she got caught up in the bloodiest elections ever! So now we’re all here, building and surviving, in her honor. Join us for some insane adventures and maybe you’ll become the next councilwoman of Minecraft! Let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

CraftyPuzzlerz

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows dance the cha cha slide. we have diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give hugs instead of exploding. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and our players are all secretly wizards. if you join now, you might even find the legendary golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if one of those wishes is for more carrots). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner potato farmer shine!

CAR-T Craft: Low Risk Realm

blood cancers, blood disorders, cancer care, cancer survivors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, CAR-T cell therapy, cart, Craft, FDA warning, immunotherapy, incidence rate, long-term effects, low risk, Medical research, Patients, Realm, Risk, secondary cancers, Stanford Medicine, stem cell transplantation, study, Therapy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the risk of secondary blood cancers is lower than the chance of finding a diamond in a cave full of creepers! yea, that’s right, we got CAR-T cell therapy going on in our virtual world and the chances of getting a secondary blood cancer are as low as a pig flying in the nether. FDA warning? pfft, we laugh in the face of danger! join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while also getting stem cell transplantation. it’s like getting a power-up in real life, but in block form. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s build a world where the only risk is running out of torches in a dark cave. #minecraftgoals #virtualstemcells #creepersbeware 🌟🎮🔥

ReverWille Minecraft server

build cities, develop, Friends, Minecraft, Project, ReverWille, Server, Skills

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	7399
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Develop, build cities, look for friends, show your skills on our project!

reverwille.20tps.ru

New Toenail – Just the Right Amount of Vanilla & Drama, Both in Java & Bedrock!

#exciting, Adventure, AMOUNT, Arenas, barter, bedrock, BUILD, challenge, Competitions, Drama, Economy, Enchants, Enhanced, Giveaways, java, mobs, Plugins, regular, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, toenail, Trade, Vanilla, Wealthy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Villages Defended:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to Nu Towny!
Experience a brand new take on the classic Towny survival with a twist. In Nu Towny, we’ve taken the traditional Minecraft gameplay and enhanced it with unique features, custom plugins, and a player-driven economy.

Java/Bedrock/Console IP	Bedrock/Console Port
209.236.125.50	25565

Towny Life: Start your own town or join an existing one. Make friends, build your dream home, and create a thriving community with players from around the world.

Economy: Our server features a balanced and player-driven economy. Trade, barter, or set up your own shop to become the wealthiest player in Nu Towny.

Dungeons: Test your skills in our custom Dungeons arenas. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newbie, there’s always a challenge waiting for you.

Events: Regular community events, competitions, and giveaways. There’s always something exciting happening in Nu Towny.

Custom Plugins: Enhance your gameplay with our custom plugins, from unique mobs to custom enchants and more.

Join Nu Towny today and start your adventure. We can’t wait to see what you’ll build!

FAQ

Q: How do I join Nu Towny?

A: You can join our server using the Java/Bedrock/Console IP provided above.

Q: Can I start my own town in Nu Towny?

A: Yes, you can start your own town or join an existing one to build a community with other players.

Q: How does the economy work in Nu Towny?

A: Our server features a player-driven economy where you can trade, barter, or set up shops to become the wealthiest player.

Q: Are there custom dungeons to explore in Nu Towny?

A: Yes, we have custom Dungeons arenas where you can test your skills and try different challenges.

Q: What kind of events are hosted in Nu Towny?

A: We host regular community events, competitions, and giveaways to keep the gameplay exciting for our players.

Q: How can I enhance my gameplay with custom plugins in Nu Towny?

A: You can enhance your gameplay with our custom plugins, which include unique mobs, custom enchants, and more.

MioCraft Server – Fight Edition

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Mio’s singing? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to be serenaded by wolves, fight off creepers with the power of song, and mine for diamonds while listening to Mio’s latest hits!

But that’s not all – our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Mio once tamed a dragon with her amazing vocals and now it patrols the server, protecting all players from any griefers who dare to mess with her fans.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! From group covers to nanoblock Mio creations, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a dragon that’s a fan of Mio’s music? Join now and let the craziness begin!