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MelonMania Minecraft Server

agriculture, backyard garden, big, cantaloupe, DELICIOUS, Farming, Fresh, Fruit, garden, glistening melons, healthy, Homegrown, honeydew, juicy, melonmania, Minecraft, organic, ripe, Server, succulent, Summer, SWEET, vine-ripened, watermelon

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Crops Grown:	1363	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their measly little melons? Well, look no further because our server is all about those big, glistening melons! Our melons are so huge, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Melon King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of melon seeds. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Melon King in a melon-eating contest, you will be granted unlimited melons for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground melon farm that is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves trained to protect the precious fruit at all costs. So come join us and experience the melon madness for yourself!

ApologyCraft Minecraft Server

admitting fault, Apologize.., Apologizing sincerely, ApologyCraft, asking for clemency, asking for forgiveness, Asking for pardon, begging forgiveness, expressing regret, Making amends, Making an apology, Making reparations, Minecraft, offering an apology, saying I’m sorry, saying sorry, Seeking absolution, seeking forgiveness, seeking reconciliation, Seeking redemption, Server, showing remorse, time to apologize

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Votes:	9318	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, it’s time to apologize for your lack of skills and join our server! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret potion that turns you into a Minecraft pro in just one sip! Say goodbye to embarrassing deaths and hello to epic victories!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a part of their crazy crew!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come to dance and let loose. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting a move on the dance floor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. It’s time to apologize for ever playing on those boring, basic servers. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

CreeperCousinCareNope

aita, autism, Babysitting, Boundaries, comparison, CreeperCousinCareNope, dyslexia, family, family dynamics, Grades, Grandma, guilt tripping, hair, high metabolism, Insecurity, Manipulation, reddit, refusal, sibling rivalry, Wedding, weight

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your grandma comparing you to your picture-perfect sister? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to guilt trip you into doing things like babysitting a 1-year-old when you clearly set boundaries. Our players are dyslexic, autistic, and all-around awesome, just like you! Plus, our greasy and messy hair club is always looking for new members. So come on, join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, then bring it on!

Putin’s Block Party

BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, defeat Putin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, european union, Foreign Minister, game of escalation, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Invincible, nato, Party, Poland, Polish FM, Putins, Radosław Sikorski, re-learn, russia, Sikorski, West, WIN

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

yo, dis server be like dat one time when Poland was all like “Russia ain’t invincible, we can still take down Putin, ya know?” and then they were all talkin’ bout how the West gotta step up their game and learn how to win da game of escalation, like it’s some kinda Minecraft battle or somethin’! so if you wanna join a server dat’s as epic and intense as dis political showdown, den come join us and show Putin who’s boss in da virtual world! we got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and a community dat’s ready to take on any challenge, just like Poland takin’ on Russia! so come on, join us and let’s show da world dat we ain’t afraid of a little competition!

GraveyardRivals

Business, Competition, competitors, death, funeral arrangements, funeral director business, funeral director competition, funeral director industry, funeral director services, funeral directors, funeral homes, funeral industry, funeral industry challenges, funeral planning, funeral services, GraveyardRivals, local competition, local services, small business competition, Small Businesses, small-time

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

join our epic minecraft server where small-time funeral directors are forced to give their competitors business when they die! it’s a cutthroat world out there, but on our server, you can build your own funeral home empire and take out the competition in hilarious ways.

imagine luring your rival into a pit of creepers or setting up elaborate traps to sabotage their funeral processions. the possibilities are endless on our server, where the funeral industry is the ultimate battleground.

so come on down and join us for some coffin-dodging fun! who knew death could be so entertaining?

BirdFluMilkVirusCraft

Animals, biosecurity measures, bird flu, BirdFluMilkVirusCraft, commercial milking equipment, dairy industry, disease control, Food Safety, H5N1 virus, infection, infectious diseases, metal components, potential infection, public health, rubber components, Stability, study, transmission risk, unpasteurized milk, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	711	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. You gotta join because, like, we have the cure for bird flu in unpasteurized milk. Yeah, you heard me right. Our milking equipment is so high tech that it can, like, totally kill the virus in just one hour. So, like, come join us and drink all the milk you want without worrying about getting sick. Plus, our cows are, like, super friendly and will totally give you free hugs. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join us now and save the world, one glass of milk at a time!

SavageMc

1.20 Vanilla Combat System, auction houses, Crates, Custom Items, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minecraft, Monthly Store Credits Giveaway, pvp arena, Rtp, SavageMc, SavageMC community, Server Shop, tags, token shop, Winnable Rank Vouchers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

SavageMc (CRACKED) Welcome to SavageMC, where the Lifesteal gamemode amps up your Minecraft adventures! Our server is packed with exciting features to keep you hooked. Need some essentials? Check out our Server Shop. Feeling adventurous? Use the RTP (Random Teleport) to explore new, undiscovered lands. Earn exclusive ranks with Winnable Rank Vouchers and score unique rewards by participating in our events.

Here, every mob you take down adds to your wealth, making your battles even more rewarding. Don’t miss our Monthly Store Credits Giveaway for a chance to snag some awesome prizes. Craft and discover Custom Items to spice up your gameplay, and enjoy the familiar thrill of the 1.20 Vanilla Combat System for epic PvP battles.

Got something to sell or looking for a deal? Head to our Auction Houses. Unlock special Crates for a chance at rare goodies. Enhance your herbalism skills with McMMO and spend your hard-earned tokens in our Token Shop. Show off your unique style with custom Tags and test your skills in our action-packed PvP Arena. Join us at SavageMC and dive into a Lifesteal experience like no other – packed with features, fun, and a fantastic community!

savagemc.mc-join.xyz:25738

Midcraft: Where you can semi-vanish into vanilla, just watch out for the invisible creepers in 1.21!

Active players, building, Community, CREEPERS, Custom, Event, Expanding, Exploration, Explore, Features, INVISIBLE, Ip:, Lore, lore building, Midcraft, multiplayer, semi anarchy, semivanish, Small, Start, sticking around, Summer event, Survival, Vanilla, watch, world

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Midcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Midcraft
Server Type	Survival multiplayer
Custom Features	Added features to make the world more interesting
Community Size	Small but expanding
Server IP	midcraft.net

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: What type of server is Midcraft?

A: Midcraft is a survival multiplayer server based on vanilla gameplay with custom added features.

Q: Is there a community on Midcraft?

A: Yes, Midcraft has a small but ever-expanding community of players.

Q: Are there any ongoing events on Midcraft?

A: Yes, there is a summer event currently happening on Midcraft.

Q: How can I join Midcraft?

A: You can join Midcraft by using the server IP: midcraft.net

EndGame Minecraft Server

American G.I. Tyrone, BBC, blacked, Daughters, denazification, Endgame, Jew Führer, Jewish state, Khazaria, Kremlin, Minecraft, Natalia Poklonskaya, nato, president biden, putin, russia, Server, television, trump, white Russian women, world war 3, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	74	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us in a world where World War 3 has just ended, and the craziest things are happening.

🚀 Picture this: Russia just got their butts kicked by NATO, and now President Biden and the Jew Führer of new Khazaria Zelenskyy are partying it up in the Kremlin. But the real highlight? Natalia Poklonskaya getting BLACKED by American G.I. Tyrone with his 12-inch BBC. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky characters!

🎉 Join us as we celebrate the denazification of Russia, where white Russian women are spreading their legs to atone for their country’s sins. Putin and Trump are locked up, watching in horror as their daughters get BLACKED 24/7. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

🔥 So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knew blocky characters could get up to so much mischief? 😉

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, boomer chains, Community, decentralized internet, EcoCraft, ecosystem, general, Green.., Jdoge, marketcap coins, Markets, memes, Minecraft, Mixer, open internet, open network, potential users, red, reddit, Server, Technology, Teg, Telegram, telegram app, Ton, TON ecosystem, tonchains, Trading, Utilities

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ores Mined:	5942
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market? Look no further than our server – where even a child can start trading using boomer chains and other crazy technology designed by Telegram!

Join us for a decentralized and open internet experience with over 100,000,000 potential users – because who needs Reddit when you can be a part of something this insane? Our tonchains ecosystem is so green, it puts the Hulk to shame. We’ve got marketcap coins like Mixer (Ton’s monero) and Jdoge, which is the perfect mix of memes and utilities.

Don’t miss out on the madness – come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just strike it rich while building your blocky empire!