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Blame My Backwards RAM Stick – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our hardware has a sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with upside-down RAM sticks, mischievous motherboards, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? So come on in and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure your hardware is seated correctly, or you might end up blaming the mobo too!

Gloomy swamps – gloomy swamps Minecraft server

Custom Items, Dark World, Dungeons, gloomy, MANGROVE, Minecraft, Monsters, Server, Survival, swamps

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Farms Harvested:	102	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Dismal Swamp is a server where you have to survive in the world of a mangrove swamp. There are short days, long nights, dangerous monsters, lots of new dungeons, dungeons, and even custom items for you to find! Dive into the dark world of swamps!

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Fire Punch Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchantments Applied:	265
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is as lit as Fire Punch! Literally, our server is so hot that your computer might catch fire (just kidding, please don’t sue us).

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally possible and not at all dangerous. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to break it down. Just watch out for the exploding dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest block in existence. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Fanfic Writers Minecraft SMP

collaboration, creative writing, Fandom, fanfic, Fanfic writers, FANFICS, fanfiction, female robots, fembots, guilty pleasure, hobby, Minecraft, Online Community, penpal, reading, Recommendations, ROBOT, sharing ideas, smp, Stories, storytelling, Writers, Writing, writing together

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you a fembot who loves reading and writing fanfics? Well, you’re in luck because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a whole community of fembots who share your guilty pleasure and won’t judge you for it. Plus, we have penpal programs where you can connect with other fembots and collaborate on writing fanfics together. Join us for a fun and creative experience like no other!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Edition, fuckin die, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nazis, PALS, PIXEL, s/fur, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mines Excavated:	3784	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a special “S/fur Nazis fuckin die edition” just for you!

Join us for a wild ride as we battle against evil fur Nazis who are trying to take over the Minecraft world. But don’t worry, we have plenty of weapons and armor to help you in your quest to defeat them.

Not only that, but our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Creeper Bowling” that will have you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and help us rid the world of those pesky fur Nazis once and for all! Plus, we have free cake for all new members. Who can say no to free cake?

The Space Cadet in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to dive into a world where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a house out of only TNT or surviving a night in a cave filled with nothing but angry chickens.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded.

So come on, join us on loona and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep a bucket of water handy – you never know when a herd of exploding sheep might come your way!

BlockyNorthAmerica Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Emeralds Found:	837	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats as they explode. You’ll be dancing your way through the mines, I guarantee it.

2. We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. It’s like Space Mountain, but way more dangerous.

3. Our PvP arena is so intense, players have been known to pull off 360 no-scope trickshots while battling it out. It’s like Call of Duty meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a challenge. Can you defeat the legendary ghostly griefer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Shopaholic Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Just a pic of me stocking up on diamonds and enchanted gear before tonight’s epic battle on our Minecraft SMP. Gotta make sure I’m prepared to take down the Ender Dragon while also keeping up with my Monday night RAW wrestling career. Who says you can’t be a pro wrestler and a pro Minecraft player at the same time? Join our server for the ultimate crossover experience and see if you have what it takes to survive in the ring and in the world of blocks and mobs. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Genius Henya’s Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amano Pikamee Archive, Archive, Daimonji Ryugon, Delinquent Edition, Ebosi, Former members, GENIUS, Haneuzu Miuneru, Henya THe Genius, Henyas, Hikasa Tomoshika, Jitomi Monoe, Michimata Batoya, Minecraft, ragtag, Server, twitch, Uemine Noruju, VOMS Project, vshojo, vsj, VT, vtvsj, Zengaku Sanparo

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3026
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422

Welcome to the most delinquent Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be a part of Henya the Genius’s crew from Vshojo as we wreak havoc and chaos in the virtual world. Our former members include Hikasa Tomoshika, who can build a house in under 5 minutes, Haneuzu Miuneru, the master of pixel art, Daimonji Ryugon, known for creating epic redstone contraptions, Zengaku Sanparo, the TNT expert, Uemine Noruju, the mining pro, and Michimata Batoya, the prankster extraordinaire.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Ebosi, formerly known as Jitomi Monoe, who can summon mobs with a snap of her fingers, and Amano Pikamee Archive, whose builds are so epic they’ve been archived for future generations to marvel at.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of misfits and troublemakers coming together to create the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Popcat’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player named CHILLGUY decided to buy a Solana meme coin. Little did he know, this decision would lead him down a rabbit hole of adventure and chaos. As he delved deeper into the world of cryptocurrency, he stumbled upon our server, where the memes are dank and the diamonds are plentiful.

Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic bases, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the blockchain. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next? So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).