Nerd Immersion D&Amp;D News MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Trump’s PvP Minecraft Server

mental illness, law enforcement, Minecraft, presidential assassination, Trumps

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anything goes and even the President isn’t safe! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we explore the limits of what you can get away with in-game.

Our server is so crazy that even the Secret Services won’t do anything to stop you from pulling off the most outrageous stunts. Want to grab Trump by the bussy? Go for it! The SS and Police are too incompetent to stop you, so let your imagination run wild.

Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to on our server – the possibilities are endless!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

EN Koyori, PixelPunch, Minecraft, Server, long tail tags

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	6726
Void Armor Forged:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on chickens. So come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s have a blast together!

MommyCraft Minecraft Server

addict, narcissist, fertility struggles, neglect, family dynamics

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4558
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens. It’s a place where you can build your dream castle while dodging drama more intense than your mom’s latest meltdown.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Join now and experience a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than trying to decipher your mom’s passive-aggressive texts.

NoNephewNannies

uncle, Anime, cousins, chicken, update

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We don’t have a name because we’re too busy dealing with family drama like refusing to give your married cousin your room.

Join us if you want to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can eat virtual KFC chicken and read manga while avoiding family obligations.

Our server is filled with crazy stories like leaving kids in the hallway of a hotel because you didn’t want to take them to a theme park. Who needs responsibilities when you can just grab your purse and run?

With 15 total players, including the cutest baby girl emoji, and 3 spouses (shoutout to Bill), you never know what drama will unfold next. Will you be excluded on the 4th day like our player here? Or will you be the one causing chaos and confusion for your family members?

Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

MistakeCraft Minecraft Server

moving forward, Server, Minecraft, turning mistakes into lessons, MISTAKES

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Have you ever accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks? Or maybe you tried to tame a creeper thinking it was a friendly pet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace your mistakes and turn them into epic wins! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we navigate through a world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing your blocks). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

SimpleLuxCraft

common luxury, effortless luxury, luxury, minor luxury, unassuming luxury

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the simple luxury of unlimited diamonds is just the beginning of the madness! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas armed with laser beams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Ender Dragon. Get your groove on and show off your best moves as you party the night away with mobs and villagers alike.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the chance to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Hold on tight and prepare for a wild ride as you zoom through the explosive twists and turns of this one-of-a-kind attraction.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world of luxury and absurdity that you never knew you needed. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the sheer madness of our server, you’ll never want to leave!

RockinBelarus56

protest, civil rights, Arrests, concertgoers, Régime

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	2931
Star Shards Collected:	227	Crops Grown:	9249
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta hear this wild story first. so, like, there was this crazy rock concert in southern belarus, right? and guess what, lukashenko’s regime came and arrested 56 people! like, who does that at a rock concert, man? so now, we gotta band together on this server and show them who’s boss. join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even start a rock band in minecraft. let’s stick it to the man and have a blast while doing it. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s rock this server!

BarkCraft: Woof in Any Language!

BarkCraft, vocalizations, Dogs, Languages, Multilingual

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

so, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over ur screen. we got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha cha slide.

u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than michael jackson. he was the talk of the town, until one day he disappeared into the nether and was never seen again. but on dis server, u can see that chicken busting out some sick moves every day.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u about our secret underground disco party. we got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the macarena, and endermen twerking like there’s no tomorrow. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.

so come join us on dis minecraft server, where the animals are wild, the parties are lit, and the fun never stops. who knows, maybe u’ll even see a dog barking in french or a cat meowing in chinese. it’s a crazy world out there, but on dis server, anything is possible.

Nexus Survival: Where even the creepers laugh at your terrible building skills

Adventure, Vanilla, 2024.., rules, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Nexus Survival Server Information
Version:	Minecraft 1.21
Type:	Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Community Events:	Dragon Fight July 27th!

About Nexus Survival: Welcome to Nexus Survival, where friendship and creativity flourish! Our casual SMP server offers a relaxed environment with no griefing and respectful gameplay rules. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to Minecraft, Nexus Survival is your home for endless exploration and communal fun.

Community-Driven Experience: Join a diverse community of players who share your passion for Minecraft. Participate in server-wide events like build contests and group adventures, or simply enjoy exploring our dynamic world together. At Nexus Survival, every player’s contribution helps shape our vibrant virtual community.

Join Us: Prepare to embark on a new Minecraft journey with Nexus Survival! Stay tuned for our upcoming launch date. Connect with us on Discord and be part of our friendly and welcoming community. Discord: https://discord.gg/YDJWxSKKEP

FAQs

Q: When does the server open?

A: Nexus Survival will be opening on July 20th, 2024!

Q: What type of server is Nexus Survival?

A: Nexus Survival is a Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server.

Q: Are there community events on Nexus Survival?

A: Yes, there are community events such as the upcoming Dragon Fight on July 27th!

Q: Is griefing allowed on Nexus Survival?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on Nexus Survival. We have strict rules against it to maintain a respectful gameplay environment.

Q: How can I join Nexus Survival?

A: Stay tuned for the upcoming launch date and connect with us on Discord at https://discord.gg/YDJWxSKKEP

MineTrail Minecraft Server

Gaming, sephirot, materia, Instance 1, Final Fantasy XIV Community

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you blockheads out there!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will have you saying “Endermen who?” in no time. Our community is as tight-knit as a stack of obsidian blocks, and we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness.

Forget about boring old patch notes and updates, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next zombie apocalypse or creeper invasion. And don’t even get us started on the epic meetups we have – last week, we battled a dragon in the Nether while riding pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch himself would be jealous!