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NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	4642	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3267
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	478399	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Animals Bred:	101
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1069
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Villages Defended:	15

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	225	Magic Items Found:	2530
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

WalesCraft Minecraft Server

British Isles, country size, country size debate, geographic dimensions, geographic proportions, geographic size, geographical debate, geographical measurement, land area, land mass, land size, Minecraft, national boundaries, national size, Server, Size Comparison, Size of Wales, United Kingdom, wales, WalesCraft, Welsh geography, Welsh land area, Welsh territory

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	7042
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of tiny Wales on the map? Well, on our server, Wales is MASSIVE! That’s right, you can explore a giant Wales that stretches for miles in every direction. Build your own Welsh castle, herd virtual sheep, and even ride a virtual dragon over the Welsh countryside. Join now and experience Wales like never before!