#neonsignsTHA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

StepDadNoBathAccess

apartment, baby, Boundaries, cleanliness, deployment, Disrespect, family bathroom, financial means, germaphobic, Hospital, medical school, Military, Nursery, OB appointment, sensory issues, Sickness, stepdad, StepDadNoBathAccess, unwelcomed, young parents

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1011

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

CraftyAdvice, enduring wisdom, guidance, impactful words, important advice, influential mentor, lasting impact., life lessons, Long Time, memorable advice, mentor, Minecraft, profound guidance, remember, sage advice, significant impact, smp, timeless advice, unforgettable lessons, Valuable insights, valuable teachings, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

Apocalypse, bad day, car trouble, Chaos, creeper, Disaster, flat tire, forgot wallet, late for work, lost keys, missed alarm, missed deadline, missed flight, missed important meeting, Nightmare, overslept, power outage, sick child, spilled coffee, sunrise, traffic jam, Wake Up, worst morning

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

SeaBlock Minecraft Server

ASEAN, China, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international relations, maritime conflict, Minecraft, multilateral cooperation, Politics, regional tensions, russia, Seablock, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Statement, Superpowers, territorial disputes, united nations

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Potions Brewed:	121	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and china are battling it out over who controls the south china sea! watch as they build giant pixelated ships and shoot each other with TNT cannons! who will come out on top? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the chaos! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry before the server gets nuked by a creeper!

RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers

73k, CASUALTIES, conflict reporting, data, deaths, eastern europe, identities confirmed, international relations, investigation, Journalism, killed in Ukraine, mediazona, Military, military intervention, RIP, RuskyBlockz, russia, Russian soldiers, soldiers, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Verification, war casualties

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got da INSIDE SCOOP on all da tea ☕️ we even know da identities of like 73,000 russian soldiers who got rekt in ukraine 💀 like, we got da deets man, u won’t find dis kinda drama anywhere else 🤯 join us for some epic battles and maybe u can uncover some top secret info too 😉 #spillthetea #minecraftsecrets #russiansoldiers

BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

Beef, burger choices, burger options, BurgerCraft, chicken, dining out, fast food, fast food chains, fast food options, fast food places, food preferences, limited menu, meat options, meat preferences, meat substitutes, menu restrictions, Plant-Based, plant-based options, Pork, pork alternatives, pork burgers, restaurant choices

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, computational modeling, data science, graph, hybrid model, innovation, integration, Knowledge graphs, LawCraft, machine learning, Natural laws, Network, neural network, neural networks, Optimization, PGNN, Physics-guided, PHYSICS., research, Results, scientific research, Technology

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8599
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

Pyrakia

Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

pyrakia.com

MagicGames

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, hypixel, java, magicgames, Skyblock

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

139.84.166.158

Grown Up Minecraft Server

adulting, childhood memories, entertainment industry, game design, game development, game innovation, game market, game production, game quality, gaming culture, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming preferences, gaming trends, growing up, grown, Minecraft, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Server, technology advancements, video games

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!